Front-row seat at the iPad media circus
For one brief hour on Monday morning, the eyes of the world were focused on a small building in San Francisco — the Yerba Buena Center for the Arts, where Steve Jobs was to unveil Apple’s latest product, a tablet computer called the iPad.
You don’t need me to tell you about the gadget itself — the launch was breathlessly reported by nearly every media outlet on Earth. So I’m not going to describe the iPad; instead, I’m going to give you something no one else has done, a front-row seat at the media circus outside the Yerba Buena Center.
Only 600 carefully selected top journalists and tech insiders were actually invited into the building to watch the launch itself. The rest of us shlumps had to wait outside where we tried to look important and absorb the magic by osmosis.
Despite our physical proximity to the action, we on the outside were actually among the least-informed Americans about what was happening inside the building, since most of us didn’t have access to computers on which we could follow the minute-by-minute live-blogging of the press conference posted on any number of geek sites. So, instead, people stood outside the event and desperately checked their iPhones to see what was going on directly in front of them. Strange — the data had to travel around the world several times and bounce off any number of satellites to reach people standing maybe 12 yards away from where the information originated. That’s modern technology for ya.
Television equipment from networks the world over was strewn along the sidewalk in front of the Yerba Buena Center and its new Apple mystery logo, in anticipation of the breaking news.
Lowly bloggers sat in the shadows of the satellite trucks, doing their best to beat the well-financed media outlets with the fastest and snarkiest tweets.
Apple security guards and policemen ringed the building to keep out anyone foolish enough to imagine they could slip in for a sneak peek ahead of the appointed unveiling.
Want to know why newscasters are generally only shown from the chest up while doing broadcasts? This is why.
An incongruously glamorous tech reporter happily consented to bystanders’ souvenir snapshots, but her resulting news piece was less than stellar.






Get. A. Life.
It looks so freaking assinine. I am so glad I did not catch the tech disease.
The iPad is an astounding feat of imagination.
See:
http://notionscapital.wordpress.com/2010/01/28/ipad-exclusive-photo/
I love the on the spot coverage of things I will never get to see like the March for Life in San Francisco and now the iPad unveiling. Makes me feel like I was there.
Oh and the link to the Hitler reacts to iPad was great. Comedy Gold, that.
I want one so bad it hurts. Hoping to get one in March, when they come out!
Based on the reviews of the iPad, I’m not that impressed (and I’m a solid Mac fanboy).
I still don’t know what the hell RAM is ….. or if I just used it correctly in a sentence.
LOL, what is that Hitler movie?
Yerba should put one of those big screen thingies on the outside…
The Hitler parody is from a movie called “Downfall”.
Literally hundreds of those things on Youtube. That one was pretty good.
Obviously not everyone is enamored with the iPad.
@Joe: that clip is an excerpt of “Der Untergang” (“Downfall”), a movie about the last days of the 3rd Reich. The scene in question is set in the Fuehrerbunker in Berlin.
I dislike these parodies for two reasons:
(a) on general principle, Godwin’s Law
(b) as nobody ever bothers to re-dub the original German dialog (not even in Chaplinesque cod-German), the parodies lose much of their punch if you can actually understand the audio.
MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING.
Thanks Zombie, that was thoroughly amusing. It’s an expensive i-pod with an inconvenient size.
There’s this: http://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=3118817792
and
Pee Wee Herman: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f7a03edbd7/pee-wee-gets-an-ipad
Ain’t worth the plastic it’s soldered to.