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Human Barbie Preaches Breatharianism

February 28th, 2014 - 10:49 am

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Just when you thought you’d read it all:

Ukranian model Valeria Lukyanova, who lives her life as a ‘human Barbie’ has revealed she doesn’t consume food or water anymore.

Some have said she uses plastic surgery and Photoshop to create her doll-like image, but her impossibly thin waist could actually be down to not eating for weeks.

The model, 23, has said she is now converting to ‘Breatharianism’ – training herself to live off only light and air.

‘In recent weeks I have not been hungry at all; I’m hoping it’s the final stage before I can subsist on air and light alone,’ she has said.

The model and singer’s new vice, Breatharianism, is a cult that believes food – and possibly water – are not necessary.

A breatharian is said to be someone who never eats or drinks as they can exist on ‘cosmic micro-food’, according to the International Business Times.

Two things. First, that’s not attractive. Second, this poor fool is going to end up dead.

Assuming this isn’t a hoax, and I rather hope it is.

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Can I have my Breatharithinariatisms thingy with bacon and ranch dressing, please?
33 weeks ago
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" I’m hoping it’s the final stage ....."

Well, yes, it certainly will be the final stage.
33 weeks ago
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Has to be a hoax; you can't go that long without water; checking the intertubez the answer seems to be 3-5 days.
34 weeks ago
34 weeks ago Link To Comment
What an air head. And what does Ken think about all this?
34 weeks ago
34 weeks ago Link To Comment
GI Joe kicked Ken's ass, slept w/ Barbie and is now on a plane to Kiev fer to kill some neo-commies.
34 weeks ago
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Given that GI Joe is now officially Bruce Willis, I'm not surprised... :)
34 weeks ago
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can you say "anorexia nervosa"?
34 weeks ago
34 weeks ago Link To Comment
Some monk somewhere once claimed he lived strictly off of air and sunlight.

He died.
34 weeks ago
34 weeks ago Link To Comment
Looks like some very lame photoshopping in the midsection area.
34 weeks ago
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Hmm, based on the crude translations, looks like she's some sort of new age musician/model.

Her website (one of many I found) gets a lot of traffic. http://vk.com/amatue
34 weeks ago
34 weeks ago Link To Comment
Attack of the Insane Plant People!
34 weeks ago
34 weeks ago Link To Comment
Going from Barbie to Cabbage Patch.

Neat trick.

Has to be reported in The Onion.
34 weeks ago
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"subsist on air and light alone"

She's trying to become a plant?
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