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My holiday message to America’s healthy young people is: Don’t worry about it. It’s so screwed up you’ll probably get a reprieve or a discount or a waiver or the individual mandate will collapse under its own twisted weight.

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You've seen it being hocked incessantly on TV, and now you too can make this marvel of the Socialist utopia yours. It slices, it dices, it turns mostly-functional healthcare and insurance systems into dysfunctional piles of slag! Obamacare is absolutely the quickest way to get rid of anything efficient or positive in your current healthcare system. And right now, we're offering it for the low, low cost of half a billion dollars (plus shipping and handling of more money than G*d himself could conceive of). And as a special thank-you to our customers, we're making this deal even better. That's right. For the same low price, we'll throw in a complete identity-theft starter kit. You'll get your social security number, your credit card details, and your sensitive health information given to a complete stranger who might also be affiliated with a political organization. That's just another way that our patented Democratic healthcare technology puts the "well" in "Orwell".

But WAIT! There's *more*. Order after January 1st, and we'll throw in further delays as a desperate attempt to keep our flailing product above water. That's a (negative) multimillion dollar value, absolutely free. So call today! Our website is down at the moment, so it's the only way to contact us. Our operators are standing by... to direct you back to the website.
47 weeks ago
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if you haven't overpaid your taxes, you won't even be fined, if i understand the law correctly. of course, no one understands the law correctly.
47 weeks ago
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That's how I've been thinking about it. I was going to tell my 20-something, partying, politically oblivious cousin that she's gonna be in violation of federal law as of Jan 1 if she doesn't get this super-expensive health insurance (she's never had it, doesn't want it), but at this rate who knows? Obamacare could wash over the land and drain off and she wouldn't even know she'd just survived a tsunami.

As for my plans once it's over, I'm going to try my best to avoid buying insurance from any company that participated in the anti-capitalist, anti-American travesty of the exchanges.
47 weeks ago
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I know a CEO of one of those insurance companies; they're doing their best to survive the utter chaos. He's a terrific guy and can't stand BigO, but he's got to get paying customers to keep the lights on.

All the insurance companies know that, like the British at the start of WWII, their destruction is assured. Their only hope is that the capitalists get voted back in before they're destroyed. Again, like the Brits hanging on till the Yanks show up.
47 weeks ago
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Srsly, have they considered spreading the word? Rebelling? Maybe they'll get together and publish a joint "We're sorry and don't ever make us do this again" letter when it's over?
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