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November 7th, 2013 - 9:31 am

TASE ME BRO

I was going to add a “You’re not supposed to do that,” but a bet’s a bet.

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I have learned never to bet with women, because we do not speak the same language. They usually do not mean what they say. I guarantee that to her, she really had not agreed. She expected to be able to tase him, because he loves her, while he was supposed to let her off the hook, because he loves her or something.

Betting is for guys. Seriously, it's a guy thing. It's something we do instead of fighting. It's the guy code. The purpose of the bet is to be able to settle the dispute. When you lose the bet, you are required to shut up about it already. "Shut up. I got your money. See this dollar? That means I won, so shut up." Women never shut up, even if you got their money.

You disagree? Try betting against a woman for sexual favors. If she loses to you, she has to do something she doesn't often do for you. Oftentimes, she won't pay up, or at least drag her feet until she is damned good and ready for it, anyway.

He made the mistake of betting against her, and now he has a problem. He should have bet her for a quick BJ in the men's room. That, she might have done, because the bet gives her an excuse to do something she might want to do, anyway, because it's naughty. But, a woman will never pay up, unless she wants to.

Betting is for us menfolks. It's part of the guy code.
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When the economy collapses, I shall nevertheless forge a comfortable retirement by betting Packers fans that they won't make the spread + 14. The only problem will be collection.
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In this case, "You're not supposed to do that" applies to telling the cops you didn't consent when, in fact, you did.
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He's facing 6 years for having an unregistered taser, and she tried to claim that she hadn't agreed to getting tased, which would have added assault charges. Her picture should be up there as well for the false complaint she filed.
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She must have thought a taser was like a, you know, a laser or something. Or maybe a razor.
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