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Does Sergey Know About Shrinkage?

May 19th, 2013 - 7:00 am

GlassholeNick Bilton went to Google’s big I/O conference, where everybody seemed to be wearing Google Glass. Everybody, everywhere:

As I approached the line to the restroom, I took a deep sigh, thinking that I might find some respite from the hundreds of cameras strapped to people’s heads at the conference.

Yet when it was finally my turn to approach the rows of white urinals, my world came screeching to a halt. There they were, a handful of people wearing Google Glass, now standing next to me at their own urinals, peering their head from side to side, blinking or winking, as they relieved themselves.

Google Glass snaps a picture for you when you wink.

I’m a gadget freak. Always have been, always will be, always want the latest and greatest of whatever is new & gadgety. But after forty-plus years, I’ve finally found my limit.

Google Glass is clearly a case of just because you can make it, doesn’t mean you should.

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Creeeeepy!

A must have for peeping Toms and Sergeys.
1 year ago
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A perv's must-have item.
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I've long thought people have some funny ideas regarding privacy. How anyone can claim an expectation of privacy on a *public* thoroughfare boggles my mind. A public restroom is closer to the blurry line, but the title of the space holds some clues. There are always stalls.
1 year ago
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>Does Sergey Know About Shrinkage?

Well, if he didn't, he does now.
1 year ago
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FTW!
1 year ago
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There is a science fiction staple involving people with computers installed and linked directly to their brain getting hacked. Given the wireless nature of Goggle Glass I'd be a bit worried about down loads over extended periods of wear. Subliminal messaging anyone.
1 year ago
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Yes, and this is the answer to this “little” problem.

Just hack your urinal neighbor’s Glass, and superimpose video of John Holmes taking a whiz.
1 year ago
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I saw this episode of Star Trek TNG once. Now that Ashley Judd is not running for Senate, maybe she can call up Wil Wheaton and get to work on ending this abomination.
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