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Let’s Give Ourselves a Big Hand

April 2nd, 2013 - 2:53 pm

Here’s an economic success story I didn’t see coming:

Sperm has become a vigorous (ahem), multi-million dollar global industry. The sperm trade is growing ever larger and ever more international, with more and more kids being born via unknown fathers on distant continents. By some estimates, the United States is the world’s largest exporter of sperm, sending vials to dozens of countries every year.

It’s one of the little-known spin-offs of our vibrant porn industry.

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Well, it's nice to see that not even Obama can make the US economy lose its spunk.

... I am so, so sorry.

But in all seriousness... the pay rate isn't spectacular, but it's, er, soft work and you can get all sorts of rate bonuses if you have certain traits like high IQ. And especially with the marriage strike, it's the only way a lot of millennials have any chance of passing on their genes at all, without the trouble of raising kids or the risks of matrimony. Who doesn't want a little spending cash and a shot, no matter how tiny, at a genetic future? The biggest problem I foresee is that I think the stuff can be stored for quite a long time in freezers without *excessive* loss of viability... so I imagine the market will self-correct as the supply outstrips the demand to greater and greater degrees.
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I'd rather my wife give me a hand, thank you very much!

So, which came first--pornography or sperm donors?
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I kind of wonder what the average IQ of US sperm donaters is.
Also I read of more and more cases of the off spring of sperm doners tracking them down for various reasons.
"Hello my infidel pig of a father, can you sponsor me for a green card?"
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