1)This is what it would look like if the mainstream media could pick me out in a lineup during yet another scandal.
2)The most transparent administration’s teleprompter ever.
3)The sadness we feel in bringing home an American corpse from Libya…hey, are you sure we are pronouncing that correctly this time…?
4)I don’t have any plans for jobs or the economy, but …hey, pull my finger.
5)Benghazi? No comment. Fast and Furious? Executive privilege. Delphi? We’ll investigate it. National security leaks? I’ll hire someone to look into it. Hey look, there’s the Pimp with a Limp!
6)An Obama press conference. A teleprompter and absolutely no background.
7)I promised to lower the C’s. I did. They were all F’s.
8)After my tax penalty disguised as a health care program, my stealing of money for crony green businesses, bundlers and unions, my running guns to drug cartels, ask not what your country can do for you, ask what your country can do to you.
9)I know why my numbers are down, there seems to be 7 less states voting this time. Is that voter suppression?
10) This is what my face would look like on a playing card. Joker, most likely.
11)Racism. Wait, what was the question again?
12) I’ve appeared on so many fluff TV programs and magazines I’ve morphed into an Obashian.
But seriously, anyone notice that these days, only imams
and Barry O. gesture with the index finger?
What I want to know (I see the Leader mostly on photos) is how
he moves it. These things are important.
Guys, this thing isn’t working. What the hell do I do now?
Umm, . . . Let me be perfectly clear . . .
Perfect.
“You didn’t Prompt that.”
When you see it…
Here you see a photo of a transparent stage prop that says whatever you put in front of it…
…and telepromter.
Hey, 7.9% IS full employment!
a texas inmate #11593-051 almost beat me in a primary this year…man-child sad
“See? Transparency!”
“Hey, where did go all the numbers on here?”
“Et tu, TOTUS?”
1)This is what it would look like if the mainstream media could pick me out in a lineup during yet another scandal.
2)The most transparent administration’s teleprompter ever.
3)The sadness we feel in bringing home an American corpse from Libya…hey, are you sure we are pronouncing that correctly this time…?
4)I don’t have any plans for jobs or the economy, but …hey, pull my finger.
5)Benghazi? No comment. Fast and Furious? Executive privilege. Delphi? We’ll investigate it. National security leaks? I’ll hire someone to look into it. Hey look, there’s the Pimp with a Limp!
6)An Obama press conference. A teleprompter and absolutely no background.
7)I promised to lower the C’s. I did. They were all F’s.
8)After my tax penalty disguised as a health care program, my stealing of money for crony green businesses, bundlers and unions, my running guns to drug cartels, ask not what your country can do for you, ask what your country can do to you.
9)I know why my numbers are down, there seems to be 7 less states voting this time. Is that voter suppression?
10) This is what my face would look like on a playing card. Joker, most likely.
11)Racism. Wait, what was the question again?
12) I’ve appeared on so many fluff TV programs and magazines I’ve morphed into an Obashian.
Pull my finger.
– gay is on fire…”
Your prostate is a good size for a man your age.
But seriously, anyone notice that these days, only imams
and Barry O. gesture with the index finger?
What I want to know (I see the Leader mostly on photos) is how
he moves it. These things are important.
YOU are looking Marvellous!!
This teleprompter’s malfunction is George Bush’s fault!
“SQUIRREL!”
Gotta go with “Pull my Finger” cfbleachers!
My caption:
“Michelle and I will be just fine after the election…I got a gig as the 5th Teletubbie – Marxi-Prompter”
And now we see through a glass, darkly…
I, TOTUS.
Round head on a square ‘hole.
Uncle Sam wants YOU!
…to kick me out of office. Seriously, have I messed this place up, or what?
“Call me maybe”
“Why aren’t you working?” – POTUS
“I’m voting for Romney.” – TOTUS
“What you see is what you get.”
“Empty – The New ‘Transparent’”
“Hey, look, ma! I’m on television!”
That’s not the President! That’s the Worst Photoshop Ever.
I have 16 do I hear 16.5?, 16.5 ?…no ? I have 16, going once… 16.5? 16 going twice….anyone? SOLD to China for 16 trillion
“What’s wrong with this picture?”
alternatively…
“I was framed!”