You Can’t Make This Stuff Up
Here’s your headline of the day: President Obama Praises Self for Ending War in Iraq on Bloodiest Day of the Year in That Country.
That’s from Jake Tapper who asks, “Is it bad timing or irrelevant?”
Neither, Jake — it’s a big, fat lie.
President Obama didn’t end squat. He followed the Status of Forces agreement, to the letter, negotiated by President Bush’s State Department. Obama put his name on somebody else’s homework, and now is trying to take credit for it.
And you know the worst part? The teacher graded it a D.
“Hey, look at this D, everybody! I earned it all by myself!”
Now that’s your real headline of the day.






See? It’s Bush’s fault!
That evil moron supergenius planned it this way to embarrass the President, who despite being a just plain supergenius, fell for it.
I guess.
The Status of Forces Agreement was supposed to be renegotiated after Bush left office. Obama bungled it horribly, to the point where he’s essentially bugging out of dodge, and he’s parading what will result in the deaths of thousands of Iraqis as a campaign point. BDMF, indeed.
The man HAS-NO-SHAME.
It ought to be a big poster:
Obama! HAVE-YOU-NO-SHAME?!?