Trifecta: Pretend you’re David Plouffe or David Axelrod, and concoct a winning reelection strategy for President Obama.
Challenging, ain’t it?
PJ Media appreciates your comments that abide by the following guidelines:
1. Avoid profanities or foul language unless it is contained in a necessary quote or is relevant to the comment.
2. Stay on topic.
3. Disagree, but avoid ad hominem attacks.
4. Threats are treated seriously and reported to law enforcement.
5. Spam and advertising are not permitted in the comments area.
These guidelines are very general and cannot cover every possible situation. Please don't assume that PJ Media management agrees with or otherwise endorses any particular comment. We reserve the right to filter or delete comments or to deny posting privileges entirely at our discretion. Please note that comments are reviewed by the editorial staff and may not be posted immediately. If you feel your comment was filtered inappropriately, please email us at story@pjmedia.com.
Here’s my first effort:
I. “Plouffe, the Magic’s Draggin’!” entry.
a)The Beady Eyes theory: (Bush did it, Boehner delayed it, Bibi derailed it, and billionaires drained it)
Simple. However, the idea I have is so criminally insane, I refuse to publish it for fear of giving them ideas. It would certainly work, though. Slam-dunk winner.
Trust me, you do not want to know.
They’ll hope that their winning strategy in the election will be:
1. Watch the media say “Aren’t those Republicans evil Nazis? When did they stop beating their wives?”
2. Dig up dirt on whoever and whatever the GOP Prez and VP candidates are.
3. Get their media organs to post polls showing Obama with 60% approval ratings.
4. Lie. Alot. And get the media to do it, too.
5. Pray to God or Marx that the economy turns around and Iran stays quiet.
6. Play the race card, over and over and over again.
Exactly what he’s doing now. Youth uprisings, youth uprisings, youth uprisings.
Easy win, run for mayor of Chicago, or San Francisco…or??
Arm Mexican drug gangs, when election time gets close have them attack the US, declare an emergency, cancel election.
Old tricks are the best tricks. Think good old-fashioned ballot box stuffing. There is a reason Democrats oppose all efforts to address voting fraud. In Chicago even life-long Republicans overwhelmingly vote Democrat once they’re dead.
With all due respect, if I were them, I would hope for the GOP to beat themselves. It is probably twice as good as any plan they could come up with at this point, which ain’t much.
Pay some Dutchman to set fire to the Capitol.
Easy. Set up a third party candidate to split the anti-Obama vote. Do you think Clinton ever managed 50% of the vote when he ran for President?
I am certain that setting up an anti-Obama third party run is Axelrod’s #1 priority.
Easy, I can do it in 3 words: “Herman Cain Disguise”
blam baby!