This Will Not End Well
March 28th, 2011 - 10:47 am
Robert Gibbs going to Facebook? That’s the story from the New York Times, which reports that Gibbs is in negotiations to take “a senior role in helping to manage the company’s communications.” A fine idea, if Facebook’s idea of good PR is a man who gets in front of the cameras to bite babies on the head.
Here are a few of his finer moments.
How often do you find yourself on Helen Thomas’s side? Only Robert Gibbs can manage that feat. If I were Facebook, I’d pay millions to keep him away.






Gad, that Gibbs is a smarmy twerp. I would have paid big money to see Helen Thomas bite him right in the leg.
If I were Facebook, I’d pay millions to keep him away.
They’re hiring Gibbs as insurance. This administration knows it has the power to reward its friends and destroy its enemies (not to mention innocent bystanders). The FCC wants to “regulate” the Internet for our own good. What do you think they could do to Facebook if they wanted to?
“Take on the alderman’s son-in-law as a junior partner? He doesn’t know anything about running my business!”
“No, but he knows how to keep it from burning down …”
It’s the Chicago Way.