Rim Shot
December 22nd, 2010 - 3:15 pm
The Washington Post headline reads, “No looking back for Pelosi,” and I can’t say I’m too surprised — she never struck me as a very reflective creature.
But then again, most vampires aren’t.
If she looks back in January, she’ll see Col. West holding her gavel, laughing his a$$ off.
If she tries to look back, her head would spin completely around and green projectile vomit would precede a baritone snarl “Your mother darns dirty socks”.
This WaPo puff piece (another in a long line of remedial, revisionist pap from the Twin Towers of Tripe…the NYTimes barely wearing any mask hiding the communist behind it), won’t make a dent in her 8% approval rating with independents…but, they sure will keep trying.
Thank you for the early Christmas present with this post! I’m still laughing!
All the botox froze her neck muscles, so she can’t turn her head anyway.
1) Owls can pretty much turn their heads around and look back.
2) Owls are a symbol of wisdom.
3) Need I say more?