The Reek of Desperation
July 30th, 2010 - 10:35 am
So Andy Griffith is the new pitchman for Obamacare? You can imagine how he got selected.
White House Drone #1: “We’re really not polling well in the South. Lots of vulnerable seats.”
White House Drone #2: “And we need to hold on to Florida and Virginia, at least, if we’re still going to have jobs in 2013.”
White House Drone #1: “Who do dumb crackers like and trust?”
White House Drone #2: “Maybe that race car guy?”
White House Drone #1: “Too expensive.”
White House Drone #2: “Andy Griffith!”
White House Drone #1: “Pretty sure he’s dead.”
White House Drone #2: “I’ll make some calls.”
Sounds about right to me.
ACTually his partner Don Knotts (Barney Fife) would be the perfect spokesman for this plan, except for the fact that he’s no longer with us. (Then again maybe that just makes him more qualified since dead people voting in Minnesota with the aid of ACORN got them the 60th vote that made this bill possible)
With this bill its more like Gomer Pile MD
Jar Jar Binks as the Pitch man
and Boba Fett as the Hit man
(for the Death Star Panels).
I can’t look at Andy Griffith anymore without seeing the giant chicken lawyer from “Futurama.”
Maaaaattloooock!