Now the Global Warmenists have officially gone too far. They’re worried about the carbon footprint of your… thingy.
So their solution is to make it worse.
I think I see a pattern here.
Just watched that Monty Python episode Saturday. It also had the Spanish Inquisition.
They suggest using “fair trade” condoms from the Third World? For some reason, this really sounds like a bad idea.
I was sure it would be about sex with one of those hot Orion babes.
But do they have Gore-gasms?
> Other ways of “greenwashing” the bedroom, as outlined by
> TreeHugger and Greenpeace, include turning out the lights,
> not buying PVC or vinyl accoutrements, ensuring S&M paddles
> are made from sustainably harvested timber, using organic
> massage oils, showering together, using bamboo bed sheets
> (they come from a rapidly renewable resource and are
> said to be “super sexy”), and wearing lingerie made with
> renewable fibres such as hemp (Enamore), bamboo (Butta)
> and other organic goodness (GreenKnickers, Buenostyle,
> Peau Ethique).
That S&M paddles made from sustainably harvested timber sounds strange…
BTW what is that S&M paddle? (the paddle part?)
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