Until I saw those hips, I honestly thought she was a drag queen.
Could still be. All magazine covers are Photoshopped beyond recognition.
Maybe it’s a hermaphrolite, as they say on South Park.
She kinda reminds me of Wendy O. Williams.
Hips don’t lie.
Ideally, they don’t lie still.
When I first saw her on American Idol, I had never heard of her. I was convinced she was an April Fools Day joke being played on the viewers.
I’m still a little suspicious.
And now I’ve got that damn “Pickle Surprise” video in my head again!
Oh, shit. Thanks so much, jay.
**Where’s that fucking brillo pad….**
Hey, “Pickle Surprise” was and remains the greatest video ever made by man or beast.
As a wise man once said, every young man needs to realize that a tranny isn’t just part of a car.
“Plop the ham thusly, please!”
After watching the damn thing another 15 times, I think I finally get it.
And I see the John Waters influence. I’m cueing up “Pink Flamingos” for tomorrow night’s viewing.
She does allude to “bluffin’ with her muffin” in Poker Face. I’d like to see her hands. And have her lay it all on the table, so to speak.
She’s a horrible dresser. A drag queen with her figure would wear much less than bubbles and those monstrosities she puts on her head and face. My verdict: woman. And one who needs someone who only visits rather than comes from other fashion planets (someone like Gwen Stafani) to give her some pointers.
At the “Babe of the Day” site there’s some form of “It’s a Dude” comment on almost every picture. I suspect in many cases it’s wishful thinking, NTTAWWT.
She’s trying too hard & achieving barely mediocre results. Yawn.
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