I’m jumping the gun here, but I’ll go ahead and coin the word right now…
UPDATE: Change you can believe in — because it’s been in Washington since 1973 already.
I believe you were saying something about the Obama campaign being incompetant?
Your honor, Id like to submit Exhibit A: The Perpetual Senator from Delaware, “Slow Joe” Biden.
Joe ” Wheres the Camera” Biden.
Joe “Pay Grade” Biden.
Joe “Im running for President – again” Biden.
Joe “Who will notice if I copy someone elses speech” Bide.
Joe ” Clean articulate black man” Biden.
Yes, That Joe Biden.
Yes, he’s the one. Will your honor please excuse me, I need to get my truss repaired as all of this sudden outburst of laughter has caused me to rupture the hernia that I got from the 2004 election.
McCain may have crashed two aircraft, but he is the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
All right everyone, on three:
G R A V I T A S ! ! !
Yes folks, When you are from the “party of the little man”, remember that theres nothing that the people of the South enjoy hearing from more than a toothy, city-slick, east coast, double talking lawyer type.
Biden is to Gravitas what Kerry is to Charisma. He is not marked by just the complete lack thereof, but by such an absence of that material that he folds space in on itself and sucks gravitas from the space-time in the immediate vicinity. If someone with Gravitas actually comes into a room with Biden, they leave the room with less of it as a result.
Jeez. I mean, hasn’t Biden been in politics longer than Obama’s been alive?
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