What Have I Done???

Nooooo!! Overlord Gore, call off the attack! Abort destruction of Arizona and Florida! I know you’re still sore at Florida, and I know you don’t want another Republican in the White House, but please don’t take it out on all of us! Call off the attack from Global Warmening One, hovering high up in thine heavens, dear Overlord.

We surren…, we surre…, we sur…. … We sure are enjoying the light show. Just call off the attack already, Overlord Gore, before someone gets hurt. Place us in the lockbox of thy divine protections and grace, just like you did to your mega-manse in Tennessee. Thank you, Overlord Gore. Amen.

(h/t: Drudge)