Cheap Shots

Here’s a story we can all have a little fun with:

The European Union expects a surge of applications next week when its “.eu” regional domain name opens for registration. “I expect a real rush, several hundred thousand in the first few days,” EU Information Society Commissioner Viviane Reding told reporters Thursday. “European companies should waste no time and register for the new `.eu’ domain name.”

What names will people register first in the mad rush? I have a few ideas:

eww.eu
surrender.eu
birdfl.eu
bushishitlerunderanydomain.eu
sooldwecanbarelych.eu
knowanyevilamericancompanieswecans.eu

Feel free to add your own.