Department of Duh
December 16th, 2003 - 1:03 am
From today’s NYT:
If American forces found Saddam Hussein hiding in an eight-foot deep hole in central Iraq, why have they not found Osama bin Laden or the fugitive Taliban leader, Mullah Muhammad Omar?
Asked this question, American, Pakistani and Afghan officials and terrorism experts note immediately that the searches are enormously different.
Well, yes. One search involved looking for an old, fat, beared man, located in a small, mostly flat region of a smallish country. The other search consists of trying to identify smeared particles in a cave somewhere.
Quite right. Osama mama Murray’s hero and buuilder of the day care centers has been cavorting with virgins for a couple of years now.
Yes, Osama’s spider hole doesn’t have the luxury of an exit. Or air, for that matter.
I fail to be convinced by the supposed Osama tapes. Tupac has released a movie and countless CDs and singles since his death. (hell, Elvis is still releasing music!) Osama has a long way to go before his body of recorded work is large enough to prove he isn’t a rat-gnawed skeleton.
Steyn, 2002: Osama’s pushin’ up daisy cutter bits.
Iraq’s not THAT small–it’s over twice the size of Idaho.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Osama’s been stuck to the bottom of somebody’s shoe since Tora Bora.