That’ll Teach’em
August 27th, 2003 - 1:40 am
You can’t make this stuff up:
Spurred to action by last week’s bombing of the U.N. headquarters in Baghdad, the Security Council today unanimously approved a resolution aimed at protecting U.N. staff and humanitarian workers.
I know the story is beyond satire, but I’m about half a martini before bedtime — so let’s give it a shot.
Hey, Ba’ath Party murdering bastards, remember the organization that passed all those resolutions against you, then did everything it could to prevent those resolutions from being enforced? Well, now they got another one, and this time they still don’t mean it.
World peace to follow shortly.
Hey now, don’t be so hasty to dismiss the UN. Does anyone know if this resolution was printed on a 4 acre swath of kevlar? Well, it might be! And that just might be enough to protect those UN staff and humanitarian workers.
Holy crap, that’s pathetic. The UN demands prosecution of anyone who tries to harm them. Not very useful against SUCICIDE bombers is it!?