I always wondered what would happen if you got food poisoning while you had the stomach flu – I mean, you can’t possibly throw up any more. I’m already shivering like a hand-sander. If I added food poisoning on top of this, I’d probably start heaving up kneecaps and shivering myself into a parallel dimension. There’s nothing worse.
I always wondered what would happen if you got food poisoning while you had the stomach flu – I mean, you can’t possibly throw up any more. I’m already shivering like a hand-sander. If I added food poisoning on top of this, I’d probably start heaving up kneecaps and shivering myself into a parallel dimension. There’s nothing worse.
Except buying a house.
Lileks likely wasn’t handling feces directly but, who was handling his pizza?
Sweet Jeebus,
He’s so confused by the dehydration, he called “Powerhouse” Power Plant. 50cc’s 7-UP, stat.
Apparently even more confused: Wednesday’s Bleat is marked “Thursday.”