Punchline Contest
September 27th, 2002 - 1:11 am
This is too silly not to comment on:
Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura and hundreds more Americans arrived in Cuba on the eve of a mammoth US agricultural show with the aim of whetting communist Cuba’s appetite for more US food.
Whetting Cuba’s appetite for food is like whetting:
… a mobster’s taste for pinstripes.
… Saddam’s taste for nukes.
… Charlie Sheen’s taste for hookers.
… a Saudi prince’s taste for pricey scotch and cheap blondes.
… Rosie’s taste for Tom Cruise in a skirt.
… a blogger’s taste for links.
… this site’s taste for cheap laughs.
What’ve you got?
…Clinton’s taste for publicity.
…Carter’s taste for sanctimony.
…Arafat’s taste for Baby Wipes(TM).
Best I can do, it’s late…
….Michael Moore’s taste for, uhhh, food.
….Susan Sontag’s taste for metaphors.
Stephen Green’s taste for Vodka..?
…A Palistinian’s taste for exploding
…The UNs taste for blaming Israel
…Ted Rall’s taste for being a jackass
…Sean Kirby’s taste for list-based punchline jokes
-Hillary’s taste for the Oval Office
-WJC’s taste for interns
-Daschle’s taste for cheap politics
-Barbara Stess-hind’d taste for… oh, yeah. She has no taste.
… Cuba’s appetite for liberty.
My taste for ladies . . .
Steven Den Beste’s taste for long posts . . .
Asparagirl’s taste for Scott Ganz . . .
Vice versa . . .
Monika Lewinski’s taste for cigars…
the media’s taste for shark attacks…
the Buffalo Bill’s taste for losing superbowls
Saddam Hussein’s desire for a foot up his ass…
…dog’s taste for it’s own crotch.
…ninja’s taste for totally flipping out and cutting people’s heads off.
…Gore’s taste for irrelevancy.
… a Catholic priest’s taste for alter boys.
… a martini’s taste for three olives.
… Dan Savage’s taste for tighty-whities.
… Jesse Vetura’s taste for making an ass out of himself.