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April 15, 2014 - 10:12 am
Credit: Drudge Report

Credit: Drudge Report

The only word I can use to describe our latest contest is AMAHZING!

Thanks to all who made this contest one of the best in the glorious history of PJM Photo Caption Contests.  Our judges had a very difficult time selecting the winners and the criteria they used was, “Does it sound like a book title?” That is important to note because there were so many fabulous entries.

Our grand prize winner (of a future IRS investigation if SHE wins in 2016) goes to Booger2.0 for this gem:

I Slept With Bill Clinton and All I Got Was This Lousy Pantsuit

Booger2.0 also had an honorable mention for: It Takes an Intern

Our second grand prize winner is Fail Burton with:

The Beverly BillHillaries.  

FromNJ was our third grand prize winner with: 

Am I President Yet?

Here are all the honorable mentions:

David77:  Stand by Your Man – How Hillary Clinton Failed as a Feminist

WWM: Hillary: The Difference She Doesn’t Make

SoIncredulous:  It’s All President Obama’s Fault

Allan Crowson: It Fakes a Village (with apologies to Potemkin)

JRSWINE: How to Succeed in Politics without Doing Anything (Honest)

RockThisTown had four great entries: The Feminist’s Guide to Dodging Sniper Fire

How I Learned to Forgive Bill . . . & Monica, & Paula, & Gennifer, & Elizabeth, & the vast right-wing conspiracy. Wait . . . scratch those last 5.

Breaking the Glass Ceiling . . . One Bimbo Eruption at a time

Clinton Impeachment: The Sequel

Anna Beatriz: “Better than the Previous Occupant” 

loveamerica: Smoke and Mirrors- How to tell lies and make people believe it

ISOaPBR: I’ll Get You, My Pretty (and Your Little Dog, Too)

Physics Geek had two clever titles: What To Expect When You’re Ruling and

The Liar, the Witch and the War Room

Kuce: Vast Right Wing Conspiracies for Dummies

Gbone: If You Fly Around A Lot, People Will Think You Are Doing Something

Fail Burton: Please Leave An Alibi At the Sound of the Beep

cfbleachers (The Great and Powerful) had these hilarious titles: I Don’t Bake Cookies, But I Helped Cook The Books

and   It Takes A Villain To Raze A Country

Now speaking of the Clintons:

Below is “contest worthy” photo in need of a caption (but this is NOT an official contest.) The photo was from an article on a liberal-leaning website with the title and subtitle: “Send in General Bubba” and “Send In Bill Clinton to Save the Democrat Midterm Campaign.”  

Credit: The Daily Beast

Credit: The Daily Beast

One can only imagine from his grave the real General Patton is swinging his famous pistols in disgust.

General Patton and some other notables

General Patton and his revolver chatting with some other notables.

Finally, the above photo prompted me to tell you this worthless tibbit:  In 1977 I had the opportunity to shake the hand of one of the men in this photo. Can you figure out which one?  See you all next time a photo is worthy of a PJM photo caption contest and Happy Easter everyone!

 

Myra Adams is a media producer, writer, and political observer who served on the McCain Ad Council during the 2008 McCain campaign, and on the 2004 Bush campaign creative team. Her columns have appeared on PJ Media, National Review, The Daily Beast, The Daily Caller, RedState, BizPacReview and Liberty Unyielding. . Myra's web site TheJesusStore.com contributes all profits to Christian charity. Follow Myra on Twitter @MyraKAdams

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ERRROR!

That photo of ClintonPatton shows him wearing the Medal of Honor.

Patton did not receive the MOH.

Yeah, I know, it's from a movie. Hollywood.

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"General Patton and his revolver chatting with some other notables."

No, General Patton's revolvers were NOT chatting with those other notables.

On the other hand, I'm pretty sure General Patton would have loved to have his revolver "chat" with Montgomery - right upside his stupid fat head!

Actually, considering how many good men were killed by Montgomery's ego, I suspect Patton would have loved to have his revolvers chat with him in a more ... ahem! ... authoritative manner.

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Sweet! I never win anything. Thank you.
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I had the privilege of meeting Omar Bradley, when retired, in 1978.

No, I think he would reject Hillary.
31 weeks ago
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That's either a salute shadow on Bill's forehead or a bruise from where Hillary hit him with the lamp.
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"Wait'll Putin gets a load of this!"
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5) I did not grope, fondle, molest, harass, any of these women. I was Swiftbutted!
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4) The Few, The Proud, The Disbarred
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3) I Shill Return
31 weeks ago
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Don't you mean I Shrill Return? Oh, sorry, I messed up. You were referring to the Bill Clinton picture.
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2) Bill Clinton: Political Viagra for Democrat Electile Dysfunction
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cfbleachers:
THE ABOVE CAPTION WINS THIS NON-CONTEST. (so far)
YOU ARE THE SUPREME CAPTION KING!
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