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March 14, 2014 - 3:43 pm

“What do love about DJ Heavy Flo?”

How about Willie Nelson Mandella? “Do you enjoy the band I’m Not Done With the Salad?”

“Which do you like better, Vegan Bikini or DJ Metamucil?”

None of these bands exist. But no one on Kimmel’s Lie Witness News was honest enough to admit that.

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Basically, people never want to look like they’re not in the know when they’re in a crowd that is organized entirely around how much in the know you are.

Bryan Preston has been a leading conservative blogger and opinionator since founding his first blog in 2001. Bryan is a military veteran, worked for NASA, was a founding blogger and producer at Hot Air, was producer of the Laura Ingraham Show and, most recently before joining PJM, was Communications Director of the Republican Party of Texas.

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Memo to the world - go anywhere at any time and spend enough time asking morons moronic questions and you can find just enough footage to make everyone look foolish and make yourself (I'm talking to you, Jimmy Kimmel) glow by comparison.

Leno was a master at this. Letterman as well. And if you travel in the way-back time machine, you'll see all the old-school comedians riffing on this very same riff.

What these smug, self-righteous, LA/NY-hidebound celebrity stars don't show you is all the footage where they (the mutt behind the microphone) gets caught and busted and found out and hopefully insulted to the max for their silly little I'm-so-cool games.

Come on Kimmel. Put your tiny little penis on the chopping block and show us the film footage of all the SxSW people who called you on your game, looked you in the eye and said something along the lines of "You suck! *ssh*le".
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Kimmel's "Lie Witness News" is an excellent bit, but as others have said, they don't show the ones who get it, and they do show the ones who fake knowing that it's all fake. Leno got punked by one of those, many years ago.

These band names were way too twee to fool anyone with half a brain.

You ever watch Kimmel before?
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Meh, as a former denizen of Austin who liked it better before the advent of SXSW and all the hipster faggots from Cali, I enjoy watching the pretentious twits squirm. Jimmy Kimmel is a jackass, but he's better than the tattooed skinny jeans wearing twerps that call Austin home now, or who flock there every year for the music festival. Back in the day, Austin and the Texas Hill Country were the best places to live in the world. No longer. I hate SXSW.
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All of them Demokkkrats.
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Jimmy Kimmy: leave that for Ellen's show.
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Memo to the world - go anywhere at any time and spend enough time asking morons moronic questions and you can find just enough footage to make everyone look foolish and make yourself (I'm talking to you, Jimmy Kimmel) glow by comparison.

Leno was a master at this. Letterman as well. And if you travel in the way-back time machine, you'll see all the old-school comedians riffing on this very same riff.

What these smug, self-righteous, LA/NY-hidebound celebrity stars don't show you is all the footage where they (the mutt behind the microphone) gets caught and busted and found out and hopefully insulted to the max for their silly little I'm-so-cool games.

Come on Kimmel. Put your tiny little penis on the chopping block and show us the film footage of all the SxSW people who called you on your game, looked you in the eye and said something along the lines of "You suck! *ssh*le".
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Why Obama is our president.

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