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Myra Adams


January 20, 2014 - 9:30 am


Bill and Hill at Terry

Credit: Ricky Carioti / The Washington Post


Thanks to all who played along with our latest contest.

Certainly this trio of Bill, Hill and Terry will be fun to watch and their new show should be called DEM Dynasty.

Now let’s get to the important business of naming our contest winners.

But first, a shout out to Kuce a new potential “Caption King” and with this entry:  Bill – Hey, better the devil you know than the devil you don’t. Oops – wrong caption contest! —  Kuce subtly reminded us that he won our last contest.

Memo to Kuce:

You are about to enter the winner’s circle again and there will be no need during our next contest to remind us that you won this contest. The mark of our reigning Caption Kings is creative brilliance tempered by humility.

So here is Kuce’s winning caption:

Hill – When I’m President I can have a Marine to hold this !@#% umbrella.

And the photo to which Kuce is referring:


Moving along, our Grand Prize was awarded to the most humble and brilliant Caption King, cfbleachers, who submitted:

There isn’t an umbrella big enough to keep us out of The Reign.

Now for the Honorable Mentions:

RockThisTown: (another humble Caption King)

Bill – Dear God, let Terry do a good job . . . destroying all those records of illegal DNC fundraising that would ruin Hillary in 2016.

Cfbleachers again:

Bless us, oh Lord, for these thy gifts that we are about to receive….oops, wrong Governor of Virginia. Then again, maybe not!

Zip Code: (almost a Caption King)

Mr. Clinton,—- Psst Terry, Lose the flower and the suit, they want to see someone who is [common], not their [wealth].

Editor’s Note: Virginia is not only a state but the Commonwealth of Virginia. (Isn’t it amazing how much you learn from reading our silly little contests?)

Finally, our friend Kuce gave us yet another reason to laugh at the “DEM Dynasty”with this entry:

 Bill – Since Terry’s dressed like a Groom, I wonder if there will be Bridesmaids!

See you all next time a photo is worthy of a PJ Tatler Photo Caption Contest.

MISSING NOTICE: Where in the world is our beloved Caption King, Chris Henderson? Seriously folks, he has been absent from the first two contests of 2014 and I am beginning to wonder if he really has been taken to… well… you know where……




Myra Adams is a media producer, writer, and political observer who served on the McCain Ad Council during the 2008 McCain campaign, and on the 2004 Bush campaign creative team. Her columns have appeared on PJ Media, National Review, The Daily Beast, The Daily Caller, RedState, BizPacReview and Liberty Unyielding. . Myra's web site contributes all profits to Christian charity. Follow Myra on Twitter @MyraKAdams

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Hillary, "Oh my, it's good the rain doesn't matter."
Bill, "Lord, I'd like to bend her over the tailgate. What a mouth, woof woof."
Terry, " Damn, I still can't believe this is happening: People are so dumb."
1 year ago
1 year ago Link To Comment
Myra, Myra, Myra. It's not that I wanted to remind people that I was a winner, not the winner. I just just couldn't come up with anything other captions. It's sad to say Satan is inherently more funny than Hillary.
1 year ago
1 year ago Link To Comment
I thought Satan and Hillary were the same being. :-)
Thanks for playing along Kuce and especially for being a good sport.
Your talent for writing captions has been noted and I hope that you will soon ascend to the rank of Caption King.
Still worried about King Henderson however.......
1 year ago
1 year ago Link To Comment
No, they're not the same. But like the joke about the difference between lawyers and sharks - there're some things that Satan won't do.
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