This won’t help Battleground Texas “turn Texas blue.” Unless they mean blue as in dead, because the Spanish-language Obamacare website is an insulting mess that is not helping many people actually obtain health insurance.

Roll tape on KTBC-TV’s report:

As has been reported earlier, the Spanish Obamacare website,, isn’t really written in Spanish. It’s a mish-mash of bad translations and plain old English — Spanglish. It mistranslates “premium” into “prima,” which means “female cousin” in Spanish. At certain points, it just trips out of Spanglish and into full English.

So, what’s the Spanish word for “fail”?