The network’s senior pastor, Al Sharpton, looks for birther devils under every Republican’s bed.

And choir leader Alex Wagner brought in faith legislator Nancy “we have to pass it to find out what’s in it” Pelosi to accuse Republicans of sinning against the left’s holy trinity: the air, the water and women.

I don’t know about you, but this sinful Republican certainly likes to breathe smog and drink dirt, and the day just isn’t complete until I’ve personally deprived some 30-year-old college student of her birth control pills.

Ya got me, Nancy!