Oh my, what a contest:
Considerably more Americans signed a petition to have me deported, than enrolled for Obamacare. I’d start panicking, Mr President…
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) November 14, 2013
About 110,000 people contract chlamydia each month, more than signed up for Obamacare. Obamacare is less popular than chlamydia.
— Rep. Steve Stockman (@SteveWorks4You) November 14, 2013