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Bryan Preston


November 5, 2013 - 10:32 am

Valerie Jarrett famously said that that Barack Obama may just be too smart for the presidency.

Well, the Smartest President Evah needs to hire smarter minions.

Hey, Illinois, President Obama wants you to get out and vote!

In an email sent on Monday afternoon and signed “Barack,” the former senator from the Land of Lincoln says: “In Illinois, people like you have some important decisions to make.”

“The polls open tomorrow morning, which means it’s time to step up, make a plan for how you’re going vote, and stick to it.

Problem: There are no elections in Illinois today.

Organizing for America has been caught out in a few acts of amateurism lately. In Texas, their local offshoot is running Wendy Davis’ campaign for governor — straight into the ground.

Bryan Preston has been a leading conservative blogger and opinionator since founding his first blog in 2001. Bryan is a military veteran, worked for NASA, was a founding blogger and producer at Hot Air, was producer of the Laura Ingraham Show and, most recently before joining PJM, was Communications Director of the Republican Party of Texas.

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I'm subtly reminded of the old "Gorebasims".
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Since many of the voters aren't real, it seems appropriate that they should vote when there's no election.
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