Kathleen Sebelius Went and Killed the Whole 'Sharknado' Meme

Jeez. Too bad HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius didn’t quit her day job.

@Buzzfeed, in 2014, #Sharknado injuries will be covered as a pre-existing condition under #Obamacare http://t.co/phdwIWvHL2

— Kathleen Sebelius (@Sebelius) July 12, 2013

Sebelius tweeted this in response to some Buzzfeed crap. I don’t know, I didn’t read it. But it probably had GIFs and a cat or two. In a list.

Anyway, Sebeluis’ high-larious joke can’t hide what’s ailing ObamaCare. New data out today reveals that just 15% of Americans believe they’ll be better off under ObamaCare. Presumably, they took Nancy Pelosi’s advice to quit their job and become full-time puppeteers so they could ride their healthcare on the taxpayer’s dime.

The other 85% are fine with their current health care and don’t want it messed with. Unfortunately, ObamaCare is already messing with it very much, mostly by getting people’s health care coverage canceled.

45% think their health care premiums will go up under ObamaCare. The law was supposed to decrease costs while increasing access, and cut the deficit at the same time! That was supposed to happen right after unicorns popped out of the sharknados’ stomachs to become actuaries at the Department of Health and Human Services.