What would we do without the enlightened and brilliant mainstream media, as represented here by the American Broadcasting Company?

Christmas is the one day of the year that Wal-Mart is closed, but for a group of four New Mexico burglars, it was the perfect time to stop in for some firearms.

Video surveillance cameras caught the masked burglars red-handed, stealing rifle after rifle. Police arrested the four men, and were able to recover the guns. But all too often, stolen weapons end up in the hands of criminals.

If ABC could see me now, they would see my shockface.

ABC also informs us that many of these same guns end up being used in other crimes.

Again, shockface.