Carry Guns
—apologies to George M. Cohan and “Harrigan”
On what can you depend, when life you must defend?
Carry guns—stay free!
What spells a tyrant’s end when laws he seeks to bend?
Carry guns—stay free!
Citizens, beware! Keep your liberty—
Fight to retain the right to own weaponry
What keeps thugs at bay when police are on the way?
Carry guns—stay free!
C, A, double-R, Y, G, U, N spells “carry gun” (Carry gun!)
Written into the Second Amendment
Power-grabbers always seek its endment
C, A, double-R, Y, G, U, N, you see
Is the right that brings might to secure all our civil rights
Carry guns—stay free!
How best to equalize ‘gainst someone twice your size?
Carry guns—stay free!
How can you stand tall against lawless exercise?
Carry guns—stay free!
The rapists and muggers, home invasions
Don’t like it when you change the equation
What is the tool that best prevents oppressive rule?
Carry guns—stay free!
C, A, double-R, Y, G, U, N spells “carry gun” (Carry gun!)
Written into the Second Amendment
Power-grabbers always seek its endment
C, A, double-R, Y, G, U, N, you see
Is the right that brings might to secure all our civil rights
Carry guns—stay free!






Very good, and so true. The Second Amendment is the one that gives teeth to the others. Right now we are seeing Obama interfering with Freedom of Religion vis the Catholic Church and funding for contraception and abortion. What happens if it gets to the Supreme Court, they strike that part of the law down, and Obama says “So what?” That is a serious and difficult question.
When the second goes, all others aren’t far to follow. People who think, “I don’t own a gun so I don’t care” will understand when at last the come for the right they hold dear only to find out there’s no one else left to care!
Cold…Dead…Hands isn’t just a slogan! I put my life on the line for this country and never believe I won’t do it for myself!!
Excellent, Buzz
Ah, this puppy finally loaded!
Spot on as always buzz. Especially the tyrant part.
I understand NY has changed the max rounds allowed in a magazine from 10 to 7. Cuomo is a facist.
As always Buzz spot on!!
Another brilliant ballad by our own brand of Wierd Al Yankovich. These need to be recorded! C’mon we have conservatives musicians everywhere – we need to get on it!