—apologies to Sammy Davis, Jr. and “The Candy Man”
All right, everybody—gather ’round! What kind of questions do you have?
The economy? Foreign policy? War on women?
You’ve come to the right place, because—I’m the Candy ma’am!
Who can vet the questions?
Also moderate?
Who interrupts the challenger
So the incumbent will sound great?
The Candy ma’am
The Candy ma’am
The Candy ma’am can,
‘Cause she runs a stacked debate
And makes it all look good
Who can take a strawman?
Let it burst to flame?
With enough smoke that
The President won’t face the blame?
The Candy ma’am
The Candy ma’am
The Candy ma’am can,
‘Cause she runs a stacked debate
And makes it all look good
The Candy ma’am sat
In a “townhall” format
Filled up with Obama doters
Passed off as “undecided” voters
To ensure he would not make floaters
Who can fake a fact check
Designed to mislead?
To throw the President
A lifeline he’d sorely need?
The Candy ma’am
The Candy ma’am
The Candy ma’am can,
‘Cause she runs a stacked debate
And makes it all look good
The Candy ma’am sat
In a “townhall” format
Filled up with Obama doters
Passed off as “undecided” voters
To ensure he would not make floaters
Yeah, yeah, yeah…
Who can fake a fact check
Designed to mislead?
To throw the President
A lifeline he’d sorely need?
The Candy ma’am
The Candy ma’am
The Candy ma’am can,
‘Cause she runs a stacked debate
And makes it all look good
The Candy ma’am
The Candy ma’am
The Candy ma’am…
Just wonderful and timely, Buzz!!!!!
Filled up with Obama doters
Passed off as “undecided” voters
You got that right! I’m going to refer to them as Obama doters from now on. I have two brothers to use it on first.
Bravo! One of your best, Buzz.
Filled up with Obama doters
Passed off as “undecided” voters
You got that right! I’m going to refer to them as Obama doters from now on. My two Obama voting/doting brothers get to be first.
+++ Excellent buzz!
I’m no fly on the wall,
just here to get O elected y’all
Buzz – your genius knows no bounds. Someday you need to put together a ragtag band and make a CD. These are too good to lose.
Please don’t use the word “stacked” anywhere near her.
This is just terrific, Buzz!
Sweet