President Obama spent his valuable time this morning weighing in on the Nicki Minaj/Mariah Carey feud. No, I’m not making that up for the sake of a joke. It’s a real story.
Earlier today, President Obama called into Y100s Michael YO! Show, where he weighed in on a very serious topic plaguing the pop world – the American Idol fight between judges Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj. What better person to give their opinion on the American Idol spat, other than the top American himself.
The president told Y100 that he believes that the two can work out their differences. When asked how Obama thinks he would do on the reality show, he confessed that he thinks he’ll stick to his dayjob.
Which apparently consists of doing NCAA brackets, hoping Teddy wins a staged mascot race, and urging two useless divas to work out their differences.
I haven’t considered the Minaj/Carey feud worthy of my time here blogging. But President Obama thinks it’s worth his time as President of the United States.
Meanwhile, CNN says the topics for the second presidential debate have been announced. None of the above weightless topics are on the list.
Similar to the first debate between Obama and Romney, the debate will be broken into six 10-minute segments.
Two of those segments will focus on the first topic, “The Changing Middle East and the New Face of Terrorism,” the CPD statement said.
The other regional topics are “Our longest war – Afghanistan and Pakistan,” “Red Lines – Israel and Iran,” and “The Rise of China and Tomorrow’s World.”
“America’s role in the world” is the fifth topic. The CPD said the topics may be raised in any order.
It’s obvious now why Barack Obama cares so much about Big Bird. He never really grew up.
Concentrate:
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Col. David Hunt explains how at least 12 command centers got IMMEDIATE info when the Benghazi consulate was attacked, including a manned WH situation room. Hundreds of government personnel listened/watched for 6 hours in real time as the attack ensued. Hunt says it is standard operating procedure when an embassy is attacked. WH gave no military order to intervene.
Hahaha, this stuff always make me laugh. That’s why I lie about it.
But tell me, how the hell do you expect this President to concentrate, make gutsy calls and save the lives of government staff when he has Big Bird breathing down his neck day after day?? Hmm? Smart ass internet bloggers think they understand how Washington works. Well guess what? Pajamas are not what makes someone into the eye candy needed to prevent attack, I promise you that! That attire would only make someone like Big Bird or Nicky Minaj attack you more. They can both be absolutely relentless and exploit any weaknesses they pick up with their giant optical sensors.
Tell Romney to call off the vicious bird attacks if you want to keep the Candyman safe for 4 more years.
Joe, I think the Candyman can take whatever is dished out.
You’re breaking my balls Joe, you’re breaking my balls.
And while hundreds of government employees watched the attack underway for S I X (6) long hours, Barack Hussein Obama went to bed.
While he slept – he dreamed of ‘big bird’ so hecould forget about the ‘bumps in the road’!
From 1968 to 1984, we had a Prime Minister here in Canada that was reviled by conservatives almost as much as Obama is here in PJM: Pierre Elliott Trudeau. By the early 80s, some of his many enemies proposed to bribe him to leave office since electoral defeat was proving elusive. (Trudeau was dethroned for nine months in 1979-1980 but he soon bounced back.) We don’t have term limits here either.
Trudeau’s enemies established T.E.R.F. (Trudeau’s Early Retirement Fund). They proposed that all of those who wanted a different prime minister send in one dollar. All money would go into a special bank account and be given to given to Trudeau the moment he resigned. I think they had hopes that a million dollars or more might be raised that way, enough to seduce him into giving up office. (I don’t think they ever revealed how much money they actually raised but it was evidently not enough. Trudeau hung on until 1984 and finally resigned then.)
If all else fails, maybe you could try that with Obama? I’m not sure how much money it would take but it shouldn’t be too much. After all, he’s never been particularly wealthy so it shouldn’t take too much…. Or maybe someone could set up some kind of sinecure where he has some prestigious job that doesn’t require much ability – unlike his present gig. Hmm, maybe a judgeship? But not in a court where he could do real harm. I’m thinking of a judgeship on American Idol….
Delicious post!
Our problem with Obama is compounded by his manipulative wife, so some busy-work will have to be found for her also.
I’m sure though they will dedicate a segment to David Beckham’s underwear or at least Jay-Z vs Kayne West.
Obama can use the empty chair for the Middle East part of the debate.