This new Photo Caption Contest is a public service for all PJ Tatler readers so that you can express your true feelings about President Obama’s debate performance last evening.
Does this photo, currently up on the Drudge Report, of Our Beloved Leader’s lower body language prove that he was in a state of tension? Was he missing his teleprompter? Was he thinking about how he would rather be off partying with Beyonce in Vegas? Did Romney’s attacks make him have to go wee-wee?
Now, I am not a body language expert but I am sure many of you are, so caption this photo with your best explanation of Obama’s awkward stance.
As always, the only contest rules are “be nice and stay classy” because “the media” is watching. Realizing these rules may be a bit more difficult to abide by with this contest photo I have agreed to BEND the rules slightly.
For this contest only YOU DO NOT have to “stay classy.” However, you must still “be nice.”
The winner, as usual, will receive priceless PR in a future post.
So good luck and please remember NOT staying classy does not give you a ticket to go off the rails of the crazy train.
I really need to go wee-wee.
Oops.
Even standing still, Obama trips up.
Bowing. It´s what I do best.
President Barack Obama Acknowledges King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia at the First Presidential Debate on Wednesday Night
– will get you anything.
– shoeshine buffing machine!
“I feel a trickle down my leg”.
Trying to avoid getting sacked, Obama does the ‘quarterback foot shuffle’.
Obama tries channelling his inner Muhammad Ali to ‘float like a butterfly and sting like a bee’.”
Hmmm . . . I wonder if Obamacare covers restless leg syndrome.
“If I’m defeated, maybe I can get on Dancing With The Stars’.”
Wow, I’m kicking my own ass!
One point four billion a year for my household budget, and I can’t get two shoes that fit. Romney, it’s all yours.
Can’t stand on my own 2 feet with out my props..
I was doing fine, until I took an arrow to the knee.
Crossing his legs when he talks…so he doesn’t have to cross his fingers.
“No… Not a nic fit, not now…”
“You wouldn’t hit a girl, would ya?”
Awesome reference.
I wish I were an empty chair.
This election is messing with my woman’s parts.
Of all days, today I feel the most flexible. Damn this rubber spine!
Taking my dog Bo to Casino Baraka was super awesome. But that was yesterday. *sigh*
I was told the other guy is John Kerry. Why he isn’t John Kerry? This ain’t fair.
Knee Body Language: “The knee can act like a subtle pointer. When pointing towards something or somebody, the knee can indicate desire. Pointing away, it indicates the opposite. The knee, like the elbow, can act like a weapon, with perhaps the most well known use being an attack on the male groin. Twitching of the knee towards a person may be a desirable pointing and it may also be a desire to hit them.” So, with that preface, I say:
“Man, I just want to knee you in your male parts, then Michelle can pimp slap you!”
What did you expect from an empty suit?
What, Obama a “knee-jerk” liberal? I’m shocked!
Chris, that’s priceless.
Obama’s probably thinking, “I’m not a knee-jerk liberal, I’m not a knee-jerk liberal. Hey, why does my knee keep jerking like that?”
Smirkfoot
He’s starting to faint. Somebody call a paralegal!
Where is that button for the trap door, I saw it here earlier…….
Oh, that’s good!
I’m getting killed in this debate but my shoes sure are pretty…
Telly! Telly! Wherefore art thou, Telly! I gots this hot little Ubuntu box here for you!
Bending at the knee? Pivoting on the foot? That’s how you hit a golf ball! It all makes sense now.
If the shoe doesn’t fit, you must acquit (me of debate malpractice).
Hmmn. Maybe I shoulda spent more time prepping and less time learning how to dance Gangnam Style.
This athletes foot is driving me crazy!
Good thing I’m wearing dark pants or everyone would see another form of “trickel down” going on.
– man.
Which one of these is wooden?
Obama gets a “Chris Matthews Leg Thrill” when Romney speaks.
Maybe, if I plant my toe and spin counter-clockwise really, really fast, I can turn back time … and stop this debacle.
Gotta hold it…Gotta hold it…gotta holdddddDAMN NO!
ABOUT FACE!
(cause I gotta get outta here)