This photo was taken last week on the campaign trail in Virginia.
Upon seeing it, I was left wondering why the baby was crying.
Which was my internal signal that it was time for another world-famous Tatler Photo Caption Contest!
Obviously, I have jumped the gun by already captioning this photo for the contest title, but ignore that one and use this caption as my official entry:
Mommy, Mommy, this man said it was YOUR responsibility to change my diaper, but Obama said he would do it, but send you the bill.
Like I always say, PJ Tatler readers can do much better than that.
Now go prove me right!
As always, the only contest rules are “be nice and stay classy” because “the media” is watching. (Some of you have told me how difficult it is to follow those rules, so I really appreciate the effort.)
Have fun and good luck!
The contest winner will receive valuable PR in a future post and boxes of Pampers whether you want them or not — just like ObamaCare!
mommy mommy he said I’m more qualified than Janet Napolitano but he still won’t promise me a cabinet position
Mommy, mommy this man said he didn’t want to pay for Sandra Fluke’s birth control.
You are winning so far. I am LOL.
Thanks. How about: mommy mommy this man believes in constitutional limits on the federal government.
Grampa, Grampa, pleeeeeeze don’t give me to Sandra Fluke.
Don’t hand me back to Obama! I don’t wann go! Nooooo!
Crying so hard can’t even say the word wanna…don’t hand me back to Obama! Michelle is moving in for a kiss. Waaa…
Give this kid some Hope… and a Change.
Mommy Mommy! Mr Romney is actually a very nice man! My worldview is in ruins!
Your domestic policy is what I do in my diapers. Now give me back to Mitt you loser.
1.) Mitt Romney practices hearing a crybaby before dealing with another one at the debates.
2.) An infant cries tears of relief seconds after Mitt Romney plucked him from beneath the bus Obama had tossed him under.
Mommy, mommy: this man said I’m now $46,000 in debt, thanks to Obama’s “investments”!
Here you go sir. This one’s obviously a future teacher’s union leader.
“Where’s an orbiting nuclear bomb when you need one?”
Mommy, Mommy! Vote for Romney! I just need to be changed, not “fundamentally transformed.”
YOU HAVE JUST TOTALLY CRACKED UP MY HUSBAND AND ME.
For the WIN!
Mommy Mommy did Nancy Pelosi really say “lets pass the bill and figure out what’s in it later”??..maybe she should sniff my diaper to get a clue!!
Mommy, momey, if you don’t get off your rear and help elect this man I’m going to hold my breath until I turn blue.
(Judging by the hands reaching for the baby and what appears to be a man’s suit and shirt cuffs)
Grandpa, Grandpa! I’m scared! What is “16 trillion?” What are “dollars?” What is “debt?” What is “fiscal cliff?”
How about just,
“16 Trillion!!!”
Her little face expresses all of our pain.
Yep, you’re right. KISS. That face pretty much says it all.
“There, there, sweetie. He wasn’t including you in the 47%.”
“No, honey, we won’t let him give you a haircut.”
Governor, we told you not to tell the kid there won’t be any jobs in 20 years if Obama is re-elected.
“Yes, sweetheart, no matter what Big Bad Harry says, he paid his taxes for the last 10 years.”
“Don’t cry! He promises to fix the diaper shortage!”
He told Me that Obama isn’t Santa Claus!
Well, this is what ya get when you wont pay for birth control!
Grampa, you gave me to a Republican! Eww, he kissed me!
1) “Ok, can we have the next audition for the Obamaconomy: What’s In Your Wallet” commercial?
2)”I don’t want to go to that Pennsylvania polling place!”
3)”Ok, kid…do …Ed Schultz!”
4)How does Obama treat the Constitution? Like this baby treats his diaper.
5)Bitter clinger in training.
6)”All I said was he was already as smart as Joe Biden”
“This child has found favor..!” Lord Romney hand-selects one of the babies to be served at tonight’s fundraising event.
I’m eight months old and my debt is $27,000.
Mommy mommy he threw out the bath water!
Uncanny, cuz yesterday I posted on a new product available from Zazzle:
The Obama Pacifier
http://www.fivefeetoffury.com/2012/10/02/old-and-tired-obama-phone-new-hotness/
“No, honey, they said if this man didn’t win they would continue to slap the face of …BIBI”
Here you go, you’ll enjoy the drive more from the roof rack.
“He said he would keep parts of Obamacare!”
1)”Now show us what a leftist Democrat looked like after the 2000 election.”