Accusations flew all over the Internet this week, from multiple sources, that Senate majority leader Harry Reid of Nevada is a pederast. The accusations were based on evidence equal to the evidence proffered by Sen. Reid, that Mitt Romney did not pay taxes for ten years; i.e. no evidence at all. One of the anonymous and nonexistent sources described the senator as a “creepy old bird.” Another described him as a “disgusting git.” But the serious accusations against Sen. Reid were abundant in the public conversation, and today, his office has addressed them.
Reid spokesman Adam Jentleson delivered a “chilling” one-word response to the allegations:
Cute
Should the spokesman for a senator accused of heinous crimes against children use the word “Cute” to respond to the allegations against his boss? Is this not the sort of non-denial denial that indicates a guilty conscience? Or is it an admission of some sort?
Reid’s office’s official response only leads to less certainty regarding the serious allegations against him, and leads to more questions about his behavior. “Cute” also brings up the possibility of a cover-up, using taxpayer-funded Senate staff.
Reid has yet to answer allegations that he embezzled the $535 million that was intended for Solyndra, and paid no taxes on his booty. That allegation, like the allegation Reid levied against Mitt Romney, is also based on an equal amount of evidence to the other noted allegations; i.e. no evidence whatsoever.
Source say that the investigation into the multiple, serious and unfounded allegations may snare Rep. Nancy Pelosi.
i think i overheard someone say that pelosi was procurring for reid.
She is always yammering on about children.
Is Jerry Sandusky a democrat?
I heard the the entire White House was being used as a massive whorehouse.
I read that on the internet, so it must be true.
Clinton is gone…
Nuh-uh. She’s still there as Secretary of State.
Well, The Wohn is charging $10,000 for a photo and lobbying at the first date costs $39,000.
Surely there are other services provided in exchange for cash.
The person who told me that Reid was a pedophile was once a kid, so I don’t know … I am not basing this on some figment of my imagination, I have had a number of people tell me that. Now, do I know that that’s true? Well, I’m not certain, I mean, gee whiz, rather than ask me why I should do this, that is a story you should be writing.
At least he doesn’t practice sexism or racism in that aspect of his life; reportedly, he will sleep with children regardless of their race or gender. Does that make he guilty of ageism?
And have they stopped eating dogs at Democratic Party get-togethers?
I know a guy who has a friend who found himself standing next to Reid in a men’s room, and he told my friend that Reid has an extremely teeny weenie. If that isn’t true, let Reid prove it by displaying his junk to the nation’s media.
Nooooo!
I wish more Repubs would play by the same rules Dems use. Romney’s next answer to the tax return question should be, “go to hell and if you do not recant the ‘tax cheat’ theme in the next 24 hours, I will sue your sorry little despicable ass for slander.”
Except that Reid, the weasel and pederast, is saying most of this stuff from the floor of the Senate, where he has legal protections that do not exist for the rest of us. However, Mitch might be able to sue some of the media outlets for libel, if he does it right.
Romney should agree to releasing the past decades worth of tax returns……just as soon as Obammer releases all original birth certificate documentation, explains why his official biography listed him as being born in Kenya for years, and releases his college transcripts.
I can’t believe the Democrats are so stupid as to start throwing around accusations about hiding personal information!!! That’s an opening big enough to drive a teain through!
Has Harry Reid stopped using small rodents in unspeakable sex acts yet? I heard this was true so I’m taking this as fact. Harry PETA will kick your ass if they can so so without hurting said rodents.
Well, the famous “Armageddon” gerbil story of internet lore happened somewhere in or near Nevada so it is entirely possible that Reid was involved.
Yes, file that under “things I am utterly embarrassed to admit I know of”.
Quite possibly the funniest internet story ever circulated. The imagery is priceless. I still dust it off occasionally for “utes” who may have missed it.
The response is ambiguous. To what does the one word response “Cute” refer? To Senator Reid himself? To the “cute” aura of power surrounding him that might ensnare naive youth? To youth Senator Reid considered sufficiently “cute” to warrant his attentions?
The ambiguity created by the non-response raises numerous questions, all of which must be answered by releasing all police and social services records pertaining to him (including any that may be under seal). Only then, if the records absolve him and raise no additional questions can the allegations be rejected.
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I have it on good authority that Reid only preys on “cute” children.
He has not yet denied it!
If true, would it really surprise anyone? Politicians tend to be a sleazy lot and Democrats the worst of the lot, it’s just that unlike a few Republicans, the media carries their water and buries such stories. Given also that Democrats are especially power mad, there is little more abusive than this. Still, I’ve said before that most Democrats could do something like this on live television and their peasants wouldn’t see a wrong, but declare it right and good.
He’s always been creepy, and this allegation is not surprising in the least!
So when he says he’s just thinking about our children , he’s REALLY thinking about our children?
Loving every comment and every moment of this. The spirit of Andrew Breitbart lives within our hearts! Be dauntless, my friends, and remember the prophet’s words: “Apologize for WHAT?!”
Harry Reid is acknowledging the validity of wide spread rumors of pederasty, by refusing to deny them. I had no way of knowing the veracity of the accusation and suggested that Harry provide proof that he was not a pederast.
Having failed to do so, or even adequately refute the charge, the only honorable path left to him is resignation. A person in his position of power requires the trust of the American people in full, not just a majority of 55 co-conspirators.
Sounds like Jentleson is saying Reid only likes cute kids — clearly Harry is practicing discrimination. Didn’t Barney Frank’s one time boyfriend run an “escort service” that may have used underage males? Without an investigation these rumors will go unanswered and thus must be true.
This is a really sick blog. Did you ever think of how it would affect the real victims? It isn’t a joke.
Sick? Perhaps…
What is sick is the tone and the attempt to smear people, to gain a political edge.
What is sick the lack of discourse on the issues facing this nation: NO budgets from the Senate Reid leads, excessive federal spending, entitlements that are going bankrupt, poor foreign policy, a tax code that sucks the life out of the economy, excessive federal regulations, that suck the life out of the economy, an education system that is failing our future generations, who will be paying the bills for this generation and so many more things..
And the only issue facing the nation is Romney’s tax returns?
Now that is SICK…
Reid started this (and now I sound like a 6 yr old, trying to avoid a spanking…) and Romney to his credit told Reid to offer proof.
Reid is using the protection of his position as a senator, to make all sorts of charges. That smacks of McCarthyism, charges with no facts to back them up… That is SICK!
Right now it’s up to Reid to show his proof to the public or apologize..
I predict Reid will do neither… and that too, is sick….
The seriousness of the accusations warrent an investigation until all dirty laundry has been thoroughly aired!
Think of the children!!!!
Reid is Right.
Release your Returns Romney
…or go back to playing dressage!
We all have a RIGHT to see a Presidential Candidates tax returns!
WHAT is Romney hiding?
p.s.
AND how did you stuff all those millions into your tax-loophole IRA
while the rest of us poor smucks have limits?
You want MORE tax cuts for the rich, Mitt?
WHAT GALL!
Mitt- if you want to run for dog-catcher then
keep your returns, and clean off your car roof.
Otherwise put up or shut up and go away ….
BEFORE the convention.
The rich think that they have the God-given right
to do anything they want in this great country-
while the REST of us get screwed!
ENOUGH!
You’re just mad because Zombie posted your photo wearing the Lenin hat in Berkeley.
“We all have a RIGHT to see a Presidential Candidates tax returns!”
A right to see somebody tax returns?
What RIGHT are you referring to?
Some consititutional right?
Some obscure federal law, making total financial disclosure mandatory, before seeking high office?
We have NO right to see the finances of another, regardless of his/her station in life…
Candidates have been releasing copies of returns since Watergate…
And not all federal office holders disclose all things…
For example, Herb Kohl (D) senator from Wisconsin owns the Milwaukee Bucks basketball team… Herb lists everything EXCEPT the value of the team… NOT even on the form… Wanna make an issue out of that? Go for it, PLEASE!
So you can keep ranting about non issues or you can offer some ideas for fixing this nation and putting your fellow unemployed citizens back to work…
Something that is really important!
Right is Right.
Release your Transcripts Obama
…or go back to playing community activist!
We all have a RIGHT to see a Presidential Candidates transcripts and unfalsified birth certificate!
WHAT is Obama hiding?
p.s.
AND how did Harry stuff all those millions into his pockets on a senator’s salary while the rest of us poor smucks have no such access?
You want MORE land deals for you progeny, Harry?
WHAT GALL!
Obama – if you want to run for dog-catcher then
keep your transcripts, and clean off your car roof.
Otherwise put up or shut up and go away ….
BEFORE the election.
The left-elite think that they have the dog-given right
to do anything they want in this great country-
while the REST of us get screwed!
ENOUGH!
Eh-and I ain’t rich. Screw you buddy.
Isn’t Harry a sexagenarian?
IF he isn’t at the moment, he was, once upon a time…
Sexagenarians can be pretty frisky, at times…
Real pedo news is out, time to drop this specific parody, I think.
this guy i know said what harry meant was that he’s only into cute kids.
he discriminates, you see.
I heard that Harry Reid and President Obama trade kiddie porn and Harry Reid has molested children.