This week it was reported that Russia had “dispatched a flotilla of 11 warships to the eastern Mediterranean, some of which would dock in Syria.”
According to The New York Times, this large force “was considered a message not just to the region but also to the United States and other nations supporting the rebels now trying to depose Syria’s president, Bashar al-Assad.”
So what is the connection between Russia’s aggressive action and our new Tatler Photo Caption Contest?
Back on June 19th, our “Campaigner in Chief” took time from his busy schedule of visiting the battleground states of Ohio and Virginia, to attend a meeting of foreign leaders in Los Cabos, Mexico. There, Russian President Putin and President Obama engaged in what was obviously an interesting chat resulting in this photo. Was Putin informing Obama about the coming flotilla?
The Chicago Tribune then posted this photo caption:
Watching President Barack Obama squirm next to Russian strongman Vladimir Putin recently, Obama avoiding eye-contact as they met to discuss Russian ambition and the catastrophe in Syria, you couldn’t help but remember Hillary Clinton’s campaign commercial about that 3 a.m. phone call.
Now, based on past photo caption contests, I am certain PJ Media readers can top that.
So here is your chance to prove it. To start the contest here is my entry:
Putin had just said to Obama, “I will bury your country and your little dog too.”
Remember, the only rules are to be nice and stay classy because other web sites are watching and writing about our photo caption contests.
The winning caption will be announced in a future post and the writer bestowed with much honor, glory and vodka toasts.
Good Luck Comrades!
Don’t forget who is pulling the strings!! And by the way, it’s NOT you!
Putin: My father can beat your father!
Obama: So you really think that you can keep me out of the paint?
(with stereotypical Russian accent) “You will do Droopy Dog impression for press conference or I kill Chechen babies!”
I am on the floor laughing. Early vodka toast to you.
Good one. If only it weren’t so tragically true.
Putin: You are a skinny little girly man.
Putin: “Just sit there, vote ‘Present’ and don’t forget to bow to me when I’m done.”
Putin: “In Russia, school records not release you!”
Vlad, you insult me with a measly contribution of 1 Million Dollars to my campaign, The Middle East is worth at least ten times that…
“How about nice, greasy pork sandvich … served in dirty ashtray? No? How about Yeltsin beerfart?”
“MMgghmm.”
“Well, my dear president, you know Hillary has bigger ones”
Putin: “I’m doing some ‘Community Organizing’ of my own in Syria.”
Excellent!
Putin: Iran not such a tiny little country now, huh?
1)If you pat my knee like you did Medvedev, they’ll call you “lefty” for a different reason.
2)Next time you talk about dreams from whose your daddy, it will be about me.
3)When I try to pass a budget in mother country, I get votes from my own side.
4)You keep pressing reset button when I tell you to and how I tell you to.
5)Baltics, Georgia, Poland, Syria, Israel…we are playing game of Risk and you have no dice.
6)Frank Marshall Davis and the Midwest Academy trained you well comrade, in mother country you would be ready to head up gorkom.
7)You have your media in your pocket, it’s me you must worry about revealing what we know about you.
8)When we get together,comrade, one of us has worry lines and the other has none.
9)Thanks for shutting down NASA. Want to see your future? Look in the mir.
10)I give you another chance to lead from behind. Be sure to watch your nose if I stop suddenly. Oops, there it is.
“Sure, you may run Russia, but I am the most powerful man in the world — just ask Michelle…please don’t hurt me.”
Putin: “I’ve got your birth certificate.”
Putin pushes reset button, President’s face dissolves.
Putin: “You call this a press conference? When do they get up off their knees?”
Good one!
Putin:
“Do whatever you want against America, but you will never be a REAL comrade like me, you have not been an officer of the KGB”
You have shut down NASA leaving space to us and Chinese, you have teed up the gutting of your military in half, you have seized the banking, real estate, mortgage, insurance, healthcare, auto, energy and manufacturing industries, you have pitted the classes against each other, you have complete propaganda control of your mass media and entertainment, your controlled Senate won’t even fake passing a budget, you go to war without asking your Congress, you appoint czars and czarinas. How does it feel to be the head useful idiot?
We just bought your debt from China. Now we see who wins Cold War!
“You know I can’t deal with your warships right now. I have 3 campaign events tonight.”
Can this be a photoshop contest? Because it looks like Obama just got slapped by Putin. A lot of these captions can start with a .
“The KGB waits for no one!”
start with a (slap!).
Putin: “Are you ready for the sabotage of the presidential election that I trained you for?”
I often make toast with Russian vodka to respected comrades, but never one with small potatoes.
Can I please donate some urine to your election campaign? Please … ?
The President just realizes that Putin’s name doesn’t have an “a”.
Mila found the condoms
Can you tell me that joke about the re-set button again? It was so funny. Please.
Oh, don’t be such a frowny puss — it’s only a few warships.
Oh, never mind about those silly ships, they’re not important. I think you’re Mr. Wonderful. I do. You ARE very powerful and brilliant. Yes, you are. Come on. Give us a little smile, cutie.
Come on, you said you’d be more flexible after the election … “We just can’t wait.” You understand.
Thanks for your help with the START Treaty and all … But you knew I was a snake … what did you expect?
Aw C’mon Sweetheart — Won’t you have a bowl of my delicious crow borscht? I cooked it for you myself, with my own flexible muscles.
Putin: “I know this is above your pay grade, but you’re supposed to exhale the choom at some point.”
Putin: “No, what you smell is not Syria’s chemical weapons. It’s the stench of your failure.”
“Comrade: to beat the Russian bear,
You gotta to grow a pair”
– in “Men in Black”.
“Thanks to you President Obama, all your Russki govorut Israelis are belong to us. Just don’t tell Pajamas Media, ok?
Reset, that was easy.
Arrogant? Me? No, I don’t believe so…
Hey America! I fart in your general direction!!