John Kerry at the White House with Black Eyes Photo Caption Contest

From Drudge…

JOHN KERRY SHOWS UP AT WH WITH BROKEN NOSE, BLACK EYES..

…which means its time for another Tatler photo caption contest.

This time the winner receives an email with the final script from the 2004 infamous Kerry windsurfing ad that I STILL have.

Here is my contest entry:

I haven’t paid my wife back that $5 million campaign loan from 2004 so she sent her goons after me.

Good luck Tatler fans and in the spirit of Senator Kerry remember to write your caption before you vote against writing your caption.

Seriously, Senator Kerry, we all wish you a speedy recovery!