December 20, 2011 - 3:53 pm
—apologies to Felix Bernard, Richard Smith and “Winter Wonderland”
When the vacation works out
Watch them wring all the perks out
As soon as they reach that Waikiki Beach
Walkin’ there in Western White House Land
The vacation’s extended
Don’t ask how much they spended
For the First Lady
To fly separately
Walkin’ there in Western White House Land
On an island he thinks is in Asia
The President will stroll along the strand
He’ll do lots of nothing for some days, yeah
But show opponents the back of his hand
There’s nothing quite so thrillin’
As to spend some four million
In taxpayer cash, for your end-of-year bash
Walkin’ there in Western White House Land
Nicely done!
Buzz is a genius. Pure and simple.
– took Michelle’s mother too, right? Y’know, to watch the kids while they’re taking this extended expensive vacation from the perpetual campaign to spend more time with the kids.
I love the “Asia” line!
(Great rhyme with “days, yeah” too!)
As always, Bravo!
“As soon as they reach that Waikiki Beach”
Ooops. The vacation spot is in Kailua, over on the Windward side.
Anyone who’s from the Islands wouldn’t be caught dead in Waikiki.
(Presumably, even Barack — I’ll readily grant him that much taste.)
Please stay on vacation Mr,President,its a bargain for the taxpayer. Think of it this way,in Washington he*d be spending a Trillion,its a win,win situation! {besides he already owns the Hawaiian vote}.