Weiner won't go to Wisconsin

In the face of his lengthening twit-pic scandal, NY Democrat Anthony Weiner has weaseled out of a planned speech:

U.S. Rep. Anthony Weiner (WEE’-ner) has canceled his scheduled appearance at the Wisconsin Democratic Party convention in Milwaukee.

The embattled New York Democrat had been scheduled to speak on Friday night. State party spokesman Graeme Zielinski said Friday morning that Weiner had canceled but he had no other details.

Oh, I’m glad I’m not a congressman named Weiner/That is not who I would like to be/For if I were a congressman named Weiner/Unemployed is what I soon would be…