Memo to Newt & Mitt: You're No Match for President SpongeBob SquarePants

Giddy mainstream media pundits predict an Obama victory in 2012 based on his Facebook popularity.  One problem — he is in danger of getting edged out by Spongebob Squarepants.  Oh, and he’s still behind Harry Potter and a couple dozen other personalities who are ready to out-Facebook him all the way to the White House.  Plus, Tweets of the Week, Tingle Time, and more. Click to experience the latest Kruiser Control:

“[Henry Waxman] equates the climate change ‘fight’ with the civil rights struggle of the 60’s.  When is someone on the left who was involved in the civil rights struggle going to say, ‘You know, Martin Luther King, Jr.; a lightbulb and a windmill– not the same thing.”

— Stephen Kruiser