It was a hoax/satire, of course. Now they’re saying she’s converting to Buddhism.
What a great spoof…but the puns should still be pursued.
In the latest news, it is finally revealed that the decomposing corpse of the late Paris Hilton was converted, by a Voodoo priest, to Zombieism. Hitherto, the death of Ms Hilton went unnoticed by much of the sycophantic media because the stench of her putrifying body was covered by the glamour of riches, perfume and embalming fluid, and her utterances were no sillier than when she was alive; lately, however, some of her sexual partners have revealed that bits of her keep falling off. A spokesman for Ms Hilton, however, denies that she is dead, whilst admitting that restorative work on Ms Hilton’s visage does take longer and longer each day. “Paris Hilton,” he said, in a prepared statement, “is moving around quite ably at the moment, though a tad sluggishly, and assures me that rumours that she keeps moving only by her regularly eating the brains of lap-dogs are quite untrue. Stories that she has a standing order for replacement chihuahuas at a number of pet-shops and animal shelters are, I assure you, completely unfounded, and the seemingly corroborative evidence that she has demonstrably had dozens of different dogs lately are explained simply by the fact that she has lost many beloved pets in a long series of unhappy but completely coincidental accidents.”
It’s personal freedom we shall not interfere in this.
It is personal freedom. I shall “interfere” if I like. It is intention that caries any price. Mine would be a bit of humor, not control of that which is uncontrollable.
May Allah guide us all.
Yes, Allah DOES guide me.
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