I started this post in a hammock in front of the cottage we are renting on the North Shore of Kauai, just south-east of Tunnels Beach (if you’re a Kauai maven), but the squinting from the sunlight bouncing off the Pacific got too much for me and I had to come inside. This gave me a chance to surf the Internet for the first time in a couple of days to discover the headline Gallup: 9-Point Lead [for Obama] After World Tour.
Oh, well. After a morning of snorkeling with the butterfly fish, it doesn’t bother me so much. Maybe if Obama wins I’ll leave the country–hey, it’s the Hollywood thing in reverse–and live out my Gauguin fantasies. Of course, I’m a happily married man, so I’d be going with my wife (hence no vahines) but the siren song of getting away has me in its grip. Have a good vacation, if you’re having one. I’m going to try to enjoy mine.
BTW, I watched some guys kite-surfing in a heavy wind this afternoon. Amazing.








Maybe if Obama wins I’ll leave the country
Yeah, maybe you can find a country where they wear really cool hats like in your picture.
Rasmussens gave Obama a five point lead. Fox said 1. But remember, it is only July. Anything can happen. I think that people know the press is making it easy for Obama, but they are falling for it anyway. I think Americans really don’t care what Europeans think, but the sight of the crowds has an irresistible if short term appeal. It is like watching Princess Di run for office.
The whole Iraq situation is more complicate. McCain has said time and again that conditions must dictate policy. Obama has said out by the middle of 2010, no matter what. Maliki has said he likes a timeline if it is flexible and he is leaning more toward Dec 31st, 2010. In other words the last day of 2010. And then I heard yesterday that Obama wants to leave a residual force in Iraq on a purely conditional basis. It seems both candidates are going in the same direction.
With one glaring exception: Left to Obama Saddam Hussein would still be filling mass graves in Iraq. Left to Obama Maliki would not be the PM. And left to Obama we would have left Iraq in chaos and defeat.
Other than that….
Let’s look at the bight side – it has never been so dark
At the very least we will find out once and for all if the CW that Americans resent to be told who they should vote for is true or not.
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The election is 98 days away and the Obama camp is talking as though the drapes have been UPS’d.
BTW – the real sort of underhanded slap in the face of the New Yorker Mag Obama satire was not how the presumptive king of the world was portrayed as much as the presumptuous where.
“BTW, I watched some guys kite-surfing in a heavy wind this morning. Amazing.”
They should enjoy it while they can. Once HE ascends to the throne, the oceans shall be calm and the winds will slow down out of respect and awe in the shadow of HIS magnificence. Kite-surfers of Kauai, this is your moment!
“Maybe if Obama wins I’ll leave the country…”
Funny, whenever some lefty starts in on a half-baked threat to leave America if a Republican wins, the right accuses her of hating America…
I heard that Obama el magnifico offered to jog across the waters of the English Channel to mitigate his tour footprint. But in the end he didn’t because the pentagon rebuffed his watercraft request for his Secret Service.
Once again the republican attack machine is able to thwart the Obamific campaign thru its minions at the pentagon.
Jay, I’ll bet you Rog was joshing. Not sure but I think so.
“Funny, whenever some lefty starts in on a half-baked threat to leave America if a Republican wins, the right accuses her of hating America…”
Alec Baldwin is a woman? I’m not a betting person but I’d like some of that “Roger is joshing” action.
For those of you in despair, I found a Hillary supporter wiping the floor with Obama the magnifico. It lifted me up
Here is a little taste.
What Obama does not seem to understand is that the Brandenburg Gate is something you earn. President Ronald Reagan earned the right to speak there because his relentless pressure had brought the Soviet empire to its knees and he was demanding its final “tear down this wall” liquidation. When President John F. Kennedy visited the Brandenburg Gate on the day of his “Ich bin ein Berliner” speech, he was representing a country that was prepared to go to the brink of nuclear war to defend West Berlin.
Senator Obama’s self-congratulatory European/Iraq tour is merely another marketing ploy designed to make him “look” more presidential – without ever actually having done anything that is Presidential. So just flying around a bunch of foreign countries is supposed to give him foreign policy street cred? Not unlike sitting in Rev. Wright’s church for 20 years was supposed to give him Chicago street cred? Got it.
Instead of doing his American Idol victory lap, dragging the three biggest news anchors in tow to worship at his feet, why doesn’t he consent to do a town hall meeting or two and face Senator McCain? You know – talk to the American people….
A good friend said to me today, a cruise ship is slow to turn. I’m still waiting for all those aboard this particular Titanic to change course.
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Jay, I made my living writing for the likes of Richard Pryor. Lighten up, dude.
To my recollection, the late Pierre Salinger is about the only one to actually make good on the threat to move if Bush was elected.
Also, all of this so-and-so hates America crap has become tiresome – both the people who trot it out and those who over-react to the implication.
Sheesh, November can’t come soon enough.
Try to look on the bright side: the Punahou President is likely to give the Hawaiian separatist movement a respectful hearing. “Leaving the country” may simply mean moving to where you are vacationing right now. And you don’t have to worry about living on an island since the seas will start receding.
USA/Gallup has McCain ahead by 4. Fancy that.
Isn’t the “9-point lead for Obama” poll obsolete? Not that it couldn’t come around again.
As of July 28, McCain has the edge.
Let’s see what tomorrow brings.