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May 24, 2005 - 10:51 am - by Roger L Simon

The Wall-of-Hair has replaced the Wall-of-Sound.

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23 Comments, 23 Threads

  1. 1. Fausta

    The insanity-from-bad-hair defense!

  2. 2. charlotte

    How can Phil plea temporary insanity, now, when it’s obvious he’s afflicted with permanent madness?

  3. 3. Buddy Larsen

    (Be my, be my hairdo) Be my little hairdo!

    (Be my, be my hairdo) Be my hairdo now-ow-ow!

  4. 4. PeterUK

    Phil’s too old to be dating a hairstyle that young.

  5. 5. Silicon valley Jim

    In Nice Guys Sleep Alone, Bruce Feirstein wrote “middle-aged adolescence is not a pretty thing.” Other than the fact that Phil Spector, at sixty-four, doesn’t qualify as middle-aged (at least in my book), I think that that applies here.

  6. 6. Knucklehead

    Oh, Buddy, that hurt!

  7. 7. Kevin P

    Roger:

    To echo SVJ hollywood is the only place in the world where a old man can pretend he is still 21 and have no one tell him how foolish he is.The emporer’s new hair.

  8. 8. Vexorg

    Guess he figured it must have worked for Don King…

  9. 9. Buddy Larsen

    …and THIS guy.

  10. 10. PeterUK

    I take it back,it is apparently a new anti-gravity cranial support unit for the geriatric which abolishes the need for a walking frame.It makes one walk like a character from International Rescue but it does leave the hands free.

  11. 11. charlotte

    That’s a terrific explanation, Peter UK! And here I thought he just may be using the same Hollywood hairdresser as

    Phyllis Diller and Art Garfunkel.

  12. 12. charlotte

    Previewed just fine!

    Phyllis Diller and Art Garfunkel.

  13. 13. charlotte

    Why are the links working in Preview but not when they post? Maybe I could use that cranial support geriatric hair gizmo, too

  14. 14. Buddy Larsen

    Charlotte, what happened is the spirit of Harpo leaped from my link and took over your computer. Honk Honk !!!

  15. 15. PeterUK

    Charlotte,

    Did you turn the anti-gravity shield on your computer? That is quite a powerful unit Phil is wearing.

  16. 16. Buddy Larsen

    You’re right, Peter, all those songs were hits because of our powerful units.

  17. 17. richard mcenroe

    Phil Spector? One visit to Huffington and you’re blogging on Phil Spector? That woman is dangerous!

  18. 18. charlotte

    Thanks for the advice, Buddy and Peter, but I can barely work the CD player on the PC, never mind the anti-Harpo-gravity devices. I must be having a bad hair day/life like Phil. I thought Preview was my friend… it hurts so much.

  19. 19. Buddy Larsen

    Just remember, “No pain, no pain!”

  20. 20. Richard Nieporent

    Actually it is not anti-gravity that is doing it but rather this device.

  21. 21. Buddy Larsen

    that guy looks revolted

  22. 22. PeterUK

    But why would Phil want a Van De Graff Generator,he wasn’t into their music?

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