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The Chestnut Diet: How To Cut Cliches Out of Your Writing

Time to throw the cliches out with the bathwater -- and improve your writing 110%!

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Kathy Shaidle

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March 26, 2013 - 7:00 am
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During my second afternoon at the NRI Summit, mid-way through yet another congressman’s address, I mused about how easy it would be to create a Right-Wing Red-Meat Speech Generator:

First, plug in some vintage Reagan and Buckley quotations. 

(Hell, mix ‘em up and see if anyone notices: “I’m from the Boston telephone directory and I’m here to help you…”)

Then sprinkle on some “hard-working Mexicans.”

Squeeze in a reference to that lousy poem carved onto an old French statue.

Finally, make “America is the greatest country in the world” a default value.

I ask you:

Why do professional conservatives pay speechwriters big money when some basic java script could produce the same mediocre results — a string of empty-calorie cliches?

I’m not the only one complaining about this.

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Avoid Cliches like the plague! They're a dime a dozen!
1 year ago
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Great advice. Now we can all communicate better going forward.
1 year ago
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Cliches can lead to your arrest. The unabomber Ted Kaczynski, had a unique style and a few favorite sayings he used in his letters. One of them, "You cannot eat your cake and have it too," at first led investigators to believe Kaczynksi was of average or low intelligence, because everyone knows the saying is "you cannot have your cake and eat it too." Ted's version is much more logical, when you think about.
1 year ago
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"This isn’t just a political messaging issue, although we right-wingers are always being told we need to 'rebrand.'"
What the Right needs to do is really THINK about the values they espouse (this article IS about mindless espousing, correct?) and stop trying to have it both ways. If you REALLY believe in your freedom then you believe in mine as well; passing laws and constitutional amendments forbidding idiotic things like two fairies calling themselves "married" or declaring the Ten Commandments to be the basic law of the land only makes the Right look like ridiculous, hidebound ideologues and turns reasonable people off to the message of individual freedom trapped in the amber of those political cliches.
1 year ago
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Have to disagree Kathy, sometimes a well chosen cliche can be a great way to make a point because people are familiar with them. Same thing works in comedy,
1 year ago
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I take umbrage to your 110%! I understand that you wouldn't tell your boss you'll be sure to give a task 95% of your effort (which is still technically an A) as you want him/her to have complete competence in you, but can anyone think of a day that goes 100% perfectly? Is there any job that can't be improved upon? ...............sulking-rant-scold over...........
1 year ago
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Well, some good news: it doesn't take long for phrases to go moldy and stale, maybe only days in pundit world. Two examples of the recently dead:

-- low-information voters, which means 'anyone who disagrees with me'. Next step may be to refine into acronym form, so 'Low-Information Airhead Republican Schlubs' simplifies to LIARS.
-- wisdom of crowds, which seems to be a pointless inversion of 'madness of crowds', part of the title of a seminal book by Charles Mackay, first published in 1841. Oscar Wilde is no doubt rotating rapidly in his grave, because messing with a title of true quality is like pissing on a communion wafer, namely best left to Democrats.
1 year ago
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But but but... what if you get a chance to say something you have always wanted to say?

Yes, I like cliche phrases. In certain settings. If the situation we are talking about is something that should be treated seriously, and they are used in a serious manner, no, they are not good then. But if not, if I find them in a setting where the more lighthearted approach is appropriate I'm afraid I can find them quite amusing. So for me it depends on the context. Used right they can be funny, and also comforting in the way anything old and often used and very familiar can be.

Especially if I'm very tired, or depressed, and looking for something to help me relax and unwind a bit I usually can achieve that better with something that does seem comfortably familiar, no matter how worn, rather than with something that seems all new, and since I often use comedy for that purpose I also often look for exactly the kind of writing where you are likely to find phrases like "We are not in Kansas anymore".
1 year ago
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What this article lambastes are not cliches but rather typeset phrases. The two are quite different.

A cliche is a dead metaphor -- that is, a metaphor whose animating referent no longer produces the original reaction in the reader. Consider "avoid like the plague." If you actually felt the sort of horror 14th century Europeans felt about the plague, that would be an excellent metaphor...but I doubt you do.

Typeset phrases are merely boring ways of stating a fact or an opinion. They need not be metaphoric. They have merely become banal by virtue of overuse. But then, most of them weren't particularly clever when they were new and novel.
1 year ago
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My newest least favorite cliché happens every time a controversial person is arrested, fined or shot and I have to hear that "We are all [controversial person's name] now." No. I'm still me. But, hey! If you're as annoyed as I am, then I guess "We are all RKae now!"

The one I'm surprised won't go away is when someone writes about a guy doing something "ON his own petard." Wow. Buddy, you have no damned idea what a petard is, do you? Read up on it sometime. Read up or shut up.

I particularly hate "sea change." If everything changes, why do I have to hear about seas doing it so much?

"Watershed." Does anyone know what this means? Say "pivotal" instead.

As for fiction: the number one cliché authors should avoid is vampires. If they would just do that, I'd be very happy indeed.

As for the time traveler: Why would a guy who could invent a time machine be amazed by a refrigerator?
1 year ago
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We are all Canadian supremacists. A delicious bit of Orwellian doublethink there.
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