Mother of 6 Pursues 13th Surgery Toward Goal of Becoming ‘Largest Breasted Woman in the World’
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Lacey Wildd (Paula Simonds), a mother of six and “Glamour model” (whatever the hell that means), has decided to undergo her lucky number 13 cosmetic surgery procedure to augment her already size L-cup breasts up to a whopping size MMM-cup. She says she won’t stop getting breast augmentations until she is the largest breasted woman in the world.
Think of her as the Godzilla of tits, if you will; causing mayhem and destruction everywhere she goes. Fans mob the Miami mom every time she hits the beach in a bikini, even when her kids are with her. Can you imagine being a teenager and walking around with your mom who purposely tries to look like a Barbie balloon in the Macy’s Day parade?
Perhaps this subject can generate more light than heat after last weekend’s arguments on girls vs women and boys vs men.
Here’s a few questions for the men: are women with breast implants as attractive as women who stay natural? Is there a threshold of an acceptable size that once crossed moves a woman from “sexy” to “carnival sideshow”? Should we as men encourage breast implants if our wives or girlfriends wish they had larger breasts? Or are small breasts just as attractive?
And for the women: what do you think of women who get breast augmentations? Is it a sign that a woman is trying to fit into some stereotypical male fantasy — that she’s objectifying herself — or is it an acceptable, uncontroversial cosmetic treatment no different from teeth whitening or a new hair style?
In John Waters’s A Dirty Shame Selma Blair turned heads as Ursula Udders:
Well, they are not quite as big as basketballs, yet. Who is the surgeon performing the procedure?
My God, that made me wince.
“Here’s a few questions for the men: are women with breast implants as attractive as women who stay natural? Is there a threshold of an acceptable size that once crossed moves a woman from “sexy” to “carnival sideshow”? Should we as men encourage breast implants if our wives or girlfriends wish they had larger breasts? Or are small breasts just as attractive?”
As a man myself, I have to admit to having met men who seem to believe that “bigger is better” without any upward limit. Personally, I disagree. The woman in the picture is already grotesque in my opinion and reminds me of clips I’ve seen of a bare breasted woman named Zenia (or something like that) running across a room. I didn’t see “sexy”, I just saw freakish. (I don’t know if Zenia’s breast were natural but they were purportedly size 73!).
Should a woman ever have cosmetic surgery to enhance her breasts? Well, I’m not sure I’m really entitled to an opinion on that; I think it has to do with the woman’s choice and that is going to be based on her self-image. I’m inclined to think that men should be supportive of their women if they truly believe that they need breast enhancements but that it would be better yet if women – and the men in their lives – could accept them as they are without the need for surgery.
Small breasts can be quite attractive and certainly aren’t inherently negative. Mind you, I do confess to having seen many women with very beautiful faces who sometimes had very small breasts and I have, on occasion, found that disappointing. Not that I’d want any woman to have really large breasts. I’m perfectly quite happy with a C or even a large B; DD or larger sizes just seem excessive to me. As a wise friend – who is happily married to a beautiful small-breasted woman – once said “More than a mouthful is a waste”
Lastly, one point that you didn’t ask about. Sometimes, breasts are simply too large for comfort or even health. I remember hearing years ago that women who had breast reductions were statistically MUCH happier to have had that surgery than most women were with breast augmentation. Sometimes, it’s better to go smaller than larger!
‘Glamour model’ means she’s an unemployed porn star wannabe.
I knew this was going to come up again.
There is a legend on Broadway, about the hot shot agent who rushes into a producers office yelling “Stop the casting call, Hold the rehersals, Have I got an act for you!!!”
On prompting from the producer, he continues with the name of the young lady and this teaser, “She’s five foot two and her measurements are 74, 24 and 34.”
O K the producer replies, “But what does she DO?”
And the agent replies “First she tries to stand up”.
Could have been this subjects grandmother.
I’ll bet she doesn’t play golf either, can’t get her hands together in front.
This is why I still love America.
Personally, I prefer to see rather clear signs of the operation of gravity on women’s breasts. The phonies don’t seem to deliver on this preference.
You know, this reminds me of my primary problem with the casting of “The Walking Dead”.
All I see is a really serious mental disorder.
You take your life into your hands every time you undergo anesthesia. Surgery should not be performed for frivolous reasons.
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Did Lacey Wildd (Paula Simonds) actually use her breasts for what they were designed? Has she breast fed any of her children?
And yet, according to PJMedia, having a child automagically makes you a good, serious, and unselfish person.