“Dan Rather on Reddit: No one proved that Bush documents were forged.” Fortunately, Dan had his webcam switched on for the chat.
Dan Rather: “No one has proved I don’t know when to STFU already, either.”
Hurricane Dan’s geometric logic is irrefutable! And he would have found the key to strawberries in W’s vestpocket, too, if it hadn’t been for those meddling kids and their dog!
As “What’s the frequency, Kenneth” Dan is slowly wheeled away, strapped down in a gurney, one can stil hear his plaintive cry in his best Don Ameche voice: “Get those brokers back here. Turn those machines back on! Turn those machines back on!!!”
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