Mark Steyn writes, “Occupiers part of grand alliance against the productive,” in his weekly column:
When the rumor spread that the Whole Foods store, of all unlikely corporate villains, had threatened to fire employees who participated in the protest, the Regional President David Lannon took to Facebook: “We totally support our Team Members participating in the General Strike today – rumors are false!” But, despite his “total support”, they trashed his store anyway, breaking windows and spray-painting walls. As The Oakland Tribune reported:
“A man who witnessed the Whole Foods attack, but asked not to be identified, said he was in the store buying an organic orange when the crowd arrived.”
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“The experience was surreal, the man said. ‘They were wearing masks. There was this whole mess of people, and no police here. That was weird.’”
No, it wasn’t. It was municipal policy. In fairness to the miserable David Lannon, Whole Foods was in damage-control mode. Men’s Wearhouse in Oakland had no such excuse. In solidarity with the masses, they printed up a huge poster declaring “We Stand With The 99%” and announcing they’d be closed that day. In return, they got their windows smashed.
I’m a proud member of the 1 percent, and I’d have been tempted to smash ‘em myself. A few weeks back, finding myself suddenly without luggage, I shopped at a Men’s Wearhouse, faute de mieux, in Burlington, Vermont. Never again. I’m not interested in patronizing craven corporations so decadent and self-indulgent that as a matter of corporate policy they support the destruction of civilized society. Did George Zimmer, founder of Men’s Wearhouse and backer of Howard Dean, marijuana decriminalization and many other fashionable causes, ever glance at the photos of the OWS occupiers and ponder how many of “the 99%” were ever likely to be in need of his two-for-one deal on suits and neckties? And did he think even these dummies were dumb enough to fall for such a feebly corporatist attempt at appeasing the mob?
An unsigned piece at the New Criterion adds that it’s deju vu all over again:
Back in the day, folks like Jerry Rubin at least had (briefly) the attraction of novelty. What about his heirs, the motley assemblage staffing the entertainment known as “Occupy Wall Street”? Isn’t it, as the philosopher Yogi Berra observed in another context, déjà vu all over again? First tragedy. Then farce. Now, incoherent childishness and pathetic exhibitionism.
The media, natch, has gobbled it up: “Extra! Extra! Read all about it: Anarchists Occupy Wall Street! People with funny hair, unpleasant tattoos, and bad spelling demand revolution!” In one sense, the sideshow that is Occupy Wall Street has been a gift to copy-hungry publications. It’s always fun to quote the permanent adolescents. As Art Linkletter knew, they say the darndest things. You might be worried about paying the mortgage and junior’s tuition; they get to denounce “corporations,” embrace the “environment,” and declare that “Christopher Columbus was the first Zionist.” Who knew? “This is what democracy looks like,” read the banners. Actually, as Anne Applebaum wrote in a column for Slate, it is not what democracy looks like. It’s what free speech looks like in one of its more histrionic varieties. “Democracy,” Applebaum notes, “looks a lot more boring. Democracy requires institutions, elections, political parties, rules, laws, a judiciary, and many unglamorous time-consuming activities,” none of which is as enjoyable as shouting slogans and mugging for the camera.
Making a democracy function requires hard work, but much less so than tearing one down, particularly when your rage is driven by envy towards your fellow elitists. We explored the duality of the OWS gang a few times here this week — many seem to be Blue State Elitists angry at fellow Blue State Elitists whose education and in some cases social connections allowed them to achieve far greater income and wealth than those who stupidly took Michelle Obama’s advice and avoided going into private enterprise (or went into private enterprise with a degree in Hegelian Post-Structural Dialectic Feminism instead of an MBA). And now it’s time to extract a little blue-on-blue revenge, as Victor Davis Hanson writes today at PJM:
Students with such high opinions of themselves are angry that others less aware—young bond traders, computer geeks, even skilled truck drivers—make far more money. Does a music degree from Brown, a sociology BA in progress from San Francisco State, two years of anthropology at UC Riverside count for anything? They are angry at themselves and furious at their own like class that they think betrayed them. After all, if a man knows about the construction of gender or a young woman has read Rigoberta Menchu, or both have formed opinions about Hiroshima, the so-called Native American genocide, and gay history, why is that not rewarded in a way that derivatives or root canal work surely are?
Class—family pedigree, accent, clothes, schooling—now mean nothing. You can meet your Dartmouth roommate working in Wall Street at Starbucks, and seem for all appearances his identical twin. But when you walk out the door with your environmental studies degree, you reenter the world of debt and joblessness, he back into the world of good money. Soooo unfair for those of like class.
Despite their lacking the taste that Alex in A Clockwork Orange demonstrated towards music, culture and hygiene, OWS, with their faux-hipster stylings and increasing love of violence, is yet another reminder that it’s Anthony Burgess’ world, we just live in it — some of us more peaceably than others.
Related: “‘Largely Peaceful March’ in Oakland? NY Times Again Downplays Occupy’s Destruction.” Gotta keep those readers occupying the cocoon.
Update: “#OWS Protesters Attempt to Storm AFP Defending the American Dream Summit.”
I suspect a lot of those small businesses who are being harmed are run by Asians, so they don’t count.
This article and photo from the SFChron says it all.link. and this blogger says all the local businesses love and support them, but actually finds a shopowner who isn’t afraid to complain about the mess before adding she “supports” the movement. link
Ah yes, I’d almost forgot about Rigoberta Menchu, the Guatemalan mooncalf who is proof positive that teeming masses in the Third World who are nothing more than con artists are well aware of our childish naivete and addiction to political correctness and come to America well armed to exploit it.
Better check your Mark Steyn link. It’s going to a Brent Bozell piece on Cain at ‘Newsbusters’.
Thanks–fixed.
Thank you back, because the Prophet Mark Steyn (pbuh) is an utter freekin’ GENUIS!! Everybody go to that (now-fixed) link and RTWT. Trust me. It’s Steyn at his finest.
Best line of many – “I don’t “stand with the 99%,” and certainly not downwind of them.” Heh.
And runner up — “….Rachel, a 20-year-old “unemployed cosmetologist” with remarkably uncosmetological complexion, dressed in pink hair and nose ring as if it’s London, 1977, and she’s killing time at Camden Lock before the Pistols gig. Except that that’s three-and-a-half decades ago, so it would be like the Sex Pistols dressing like the Andrews Sisters. Are America’s revolting youth so totally pathetically moribund they can’t even invent their own hideous fashion statements?”
Gawd, what a brilliant observation. These people are so pathetic they can’t even begin to match the creativity and edginess of the 1965-75 era predecessors at whose feet they worship. They can only pretend to be a pale shadow, a bunch of eternal wannabees, like xeroxes run through the machine for eight generations, and about as clear and coherent. Nothing more.
Mark Steyn so rocks.
So the occupados are waging a war against the productive… And if they “win” it, pray tell, who will be left to provide the goodies they want the gubbermint to tax away and give to them? Maybe if they had actually gotten an education instead of 4 years of Marxist propaganda for their 50K, they’d understand the gubbermint doesn’t make anything much but it does print paper money which, unfortunately, is not good for much if there are no productive people around to make something to buy with it. Too pedestrian a concept for today’s geniuses to bother with, I suppose.
Ed, I think Rudyard Kipling knew these people … as evidenced by some of the lines of “The Road Song of the Bandar-Log” –
Here we sit in a branchy row,
Thinking of beautiful things we know;
Dreaming of deeds that we mean to do,
All complete, in a minute or two –
Something noble and wise and good,
Done by merely wishing we could! [...]
By the rubbish in our wake, and the noble noise we make,
Be sure, be sure, we’re going to do some splendid things!
Applebaum’s wrong. OWS is what the demos, and therefore democracy looks like. The institutions belong to the republic.
The first thing I noticed about the
Occupy crowd is that they’re 99% all right-
99% white.
Demographers tell us that Caucasians the world
over are failing to produce enough children to maintain
a viable population.
If the Occupy crowd over here and the Euro-mafia
across the pond represent the best us palefaces can do,
maybe it’s time for us to go.
All this reminds me of is a pack of dogs chasing a bus, with a picture of a greyhound on the side.
Are they chasing the bus? They don’t have any destination in mind and they don’t have tokens (if you exclude the rare black person in their midst, I suppose)…so they do not seem intent on hitching a ride.
Are they chasing the picture of the greyhound? A “virtual” image of themselves, only more lithe and athletic? Do they want to join up with greyhound or brutalize in a mob/pack frenzy?
Or are they running…simply because “movement” sparked a reptilian response in their brains…and, well…everyone else around them was doing it?
Peeing and screwing and defecating and biting and growling…and waiting for the next chase of something they can’t catch. Or maybe, just maybe…there are handlers …Dogma Whisperers who have taken them to the Dogma Park to test out their latest training techniques.
Exercising their internal will feral and exorcising all domestication, they are not protesting as 99% of anything…they are protesting having to live life tethered to civilized society. With rules and etiquette and manners.
They are mad. Barking mad. It’s humanity vs. dogmania. And only the Dogma Whisperers control them.
ahhhhh cfb that was a very satisfying read… reminded me of the wild dog pack that roamed the miles of Mississippi river bluffs where I grew up. You described them well. There were so many that sometimes they left a 4′ wide trail in the snow. When you faced them down UNMOVING, they yipped, they barked, they snarled, they snapped, but if you showed no fear (and inside were just as willing to kill them as they pretended to be willing to kill you) they could smell it… and gradually they just drifted away in search of easier prey.
They told me if I voted for John McCain that Americans would occupy places where they were not wanted and that they would commit senseless acts of random violence there…and they were right!
“Largely Peaceful March” – that sounds like a Douglas Adams punchline.