I don't know what you did this weekend, but I kept myself busy doing as little as possible.
Wait... does "catching up on sleep but only getting maybe halfway there" count as busy? Because if so, I was busier than Donald Trump working the french fry station during the lunch rush.
It's so weird to think that it was barely over a year ago that he was working at McDonald's, and now he's remaking America's foreign and domestic policies.
What a country!
Anyway, Kruiser and I will see you at 3 p.m. Eastern, sharpish.
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