Hey, Hey, Hey, Goodbye

So you can teach an old hangdog new tricks:

WASHINGTON –Senator John F. Kerry plans to announce today that he is bowing out of the 2008 presidential race, and will instead remain in Congress and seek reelection to his Senate seat next year, according to senior Democratic officials.

Kerry “associates” blame his botched “joke” about those poor, dumb soldiers in Iraq. Me, I think Kerry’s disqualifying gaffes go back a wee bit further than last autumn.